That lead may get me sued by the fine people at the kind-hearted Megacorporation mentioned with the utmost respect and honor in the last two words of the title, but it was a mention worth making because once in a great while, we come across a Transcendental Wicked Analysis Toolset (an acronym that demands publication…elsewhere) that helps us get the best — no, that’s flippant and understated — most truest grasp on America’s Game. Or at least it will be such, once My League’s Blackout passes No-Fun-League in their never-ending competition to
prevent the greatest number of fans from actually seeing the games command top revenue.
We took a whole-hearted stab at edification with our Official YFSF Record Book Annotation System, but upon reflection we missed the opportunity to design of a framework to model the critical statistic in modern day player evaluation. Read on for a canon soon to be novelized when (literally) ghost-written by Peter George that shall lay waste to such outmoded mathematic models employed by SABR-rattling codgers everywhere: True Grit or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Intangibles.