***News Alert*** “Apparition Hovers Over

***News Alert*** “Apparition Hovers Over Fenway: Williams’ Severed Head Renews Curse on Boston Fans” Boston (AP) — An apparition of the late Red Sox slugger Ted Williams appeared over Fenway Park this afternoon, shocking Bostonians and tying up traffic across the city.” The Red Sox will never again be champions,” bellowed the ghost, which was seen bleeding profusely from the skull. Last week, reports surfaced that Williams body had been decapitated and mangled by a cryogenic laboratory. Since that time, the Red Sox have dropped from 1.5 to 6.5 games behind the Yankees in the American League East standings, and appear to be swooning out of contention, as in their normal August procedure. Flights into and out of Boston’s Logan Airport have been temporarily suspended. ***

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