***NEWS ALERT*** Yanksfan Loses Mind,

***NEWS ALERT*** Yanksfan Loses Mind, Begins Posting Drivel East Village (Reuters) – In a not unexpected development following the Yankees’ stunning loss to the upstart Florida Marlins in this year’s World Series, Yanksfan has lost his mind, and has started posting blog entries suggesting Red Sox hiring practices which make zero sense. Psychologists consulted by Soxfan, Yanksfan’s nemesis blogger, regard this situation as both dangerous and lamentable, though not surprising, considering the example the owner of Yanksfan’s favorite team sets.