Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems No Matter Who Loses, We Win: Rangers-Yanks Gamer Post author By SF Post date August 26, 2009 49 Comments on No Matter Who Loses, We Win: Rangers-Yanks Gamer Go team! Either team! Comment here. ← Battle of Red and White: Sox-Sox Gamer → PAPI! 49 replies on “No Matter Who Loses, We Win: Rangers-Yanks Gamer” Thanks SF! Well, Andy K’s Kinsler, 1 out. ARod error, 1st with 1 out. Hamilton single, 1st and 2nd, 1 out Walk, bases loaded. 1 out. Pettitte doing his best Joba impression, about to blow the game in the 1st inning. Game over. We suck again. HUGE DP!!! ARod makes up for his error…whew. LET’S GO YANKEES!!!! QUIT F-CKING AROUND!!!! CRUSH THEM!!! Off the meds again, Krueg? :) Yep, new shipment coming on Friday actually… ;) 1-2-3 first…pathetic. Mows us down like the losers we are. Here we go again. I wonder how long this losing streak will go… 1-2-3 for Pettitte. Sweet. Leadoff single for ARod… Godzilla singles…1st and 2nd, no outs. HIP HIP HR!!!!! 3-0!!!! NICE!!!! Young is sick at 3rd…as-hole. 1 out. 1-2-3 for Pettitte again…really??? DP in there too… Swisher blows…0 for his last 12. Blew the game last night, K’s now…he is back to being FLUSHER!!!! ARod steals 2nd…2 outs. ARod gunned at home on the Godzilla single…f-ck. Not sure he was totally hustling around 3rd, out by a mile. WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM!!!! Complacent, lazy, stupid-plays (FLUSHER!!!)…GET IT TOGETHER!!!! YOU’VE WON NOTHING YET!!!! Well alright Andy…so far so good! GREAT hustle Cano…that’s how you run to first!!!! …and then he gets picked off at 1st. Un-f-cking-believable. Can we just start the playoffs now please???? This sh-t is unwatchable. JERRY GOES YARD!!!!! 4-0!!!! Cano drops the cut-off throw like a f-cking idiot…4-1. 2nd with 1 out, here we go…meltdown time. Knew it was too good to be true… walk…the REAL pettitte is back. 1st and 2nd with 1 out. HR to tie coming right up… Wiggled out of it…nice Andy. CUT IT OUT!!! FLUSHER K’S!!!!! NICE JOB LOSER!!!! 0 for his last 13 now!!! GREAT JOB DOUCHEBAG!!! 1-2-3. weak. lame. DP #3!!! 2 outs!!! K!!!! Solid 6 Pettitte…nice work. No f-cking offense at all…COME ON! ANOTHER 1-2-3 inning…I am going to f-cking puke. Nice scoop and throw by ARod…nice play!!! 4-2. 2 run HR. solo HR I mean… K…7 solid innings. Great job. 2 run lead is weak, bring the thunder. Jack Nicholson, Lorne Michaels and Sir Paul McCartney in the 1st row…. Leadoff double for Cano…LET’S GO YANKEES!!!! Walk on a 100 pitch at bat by Jerry…1st and 2nd, no outs. BRING DA NOISE, BRING DA FUNK!!!! JETER IS A GOLDEN GOD!!!! 2 RUN SINGLE!!!! 6-2!!!! FLUSHER COMES THROUGH!!!! RBI DOUBLE!!!! 7-2!!!! 2nd and 3rd, no outs!!!! TEX TIME!!! TEX!!! MVP, MVP, MVP!!!! 2 RUN SINGLE!!!! 9-2!!!! Now THAT was a Yankee inning right there…excellent. Not sure the 7 run lead is enough for Bruney though. All by myseeeeeeeeelf…don’t wanna be…All BY MYSELF…anymore… Jorge hurt…out of the game. Tipped off the glove, disasterous. I blame Bruney’s sorry-ass. Broken finger? Hand? F-CK!!!! …and Bruney walks the bases loaded. YOU F-CKING SUCK ASS BRUNEY YOU F-CING LOSER!!!! CUT HIS ASS!!! HE IS WORTHLESS!!! ARod tuns the DP…saving Bruney’s bacon. As-hole. 9-2 still. Coke in for the 9th… YANKEES WIN…THAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!!! Sweet. Another fine performance kr. And the Yanks did all right as well. Hopefully the astronomical team-starter-ERA will for the past week is starting to come back down. Strong starts by AJ and CC would put the pitching back in line with the ridiculous hitting they’ve been doing. any word on Posada’s injury today? Thanks IH…it was a grind, but I got through it. Bruney is just awful. Even in mop-up duty the guy is terrible. He tried SO hard to give it back and broke Hip Hip’s hand!!!! Well, not really but I still hold him responsible!!! ;) Hip Hip update: Bruised ring finger, day-to-day… That doesn’t sound so bad. He can take a week of to rest for the run! I was TERRIFIED it was broken and we’d be looking at WEEKS. When it happened, you could tell he was in real pain. They took him out immediately. Also, ARod fouled one off of the top of his foot that made it past 3rd base…hope he’s OK. He should sit today anyways…needs some days off for the run. Per the Times: But it was a also sobering night for the Yankees. Posada’s home run and his handling of Pettitte were valuable, but he left the game after a foul tip hit his left ring finger in the eighth. It is the same finger Posada injured about two weeks ago, and although X-rays were negative, he said he expected the discomfort to linger. “I don’t think it’s going to heal until the season is over,” Posada said. “The joint is bruised. There’s not much I can do.” After Posada first hurt the finger, he rested one day and returned to the lineup, Manager Joe Girardi said. Girardi said it was too soon to know how much time the durable Posada would miss now that he had aggravated the injury. “There’s a little concern that he’s going to be extremely sore,” Girardi said. “Hopefully, we’ll get the soreness out as quick as we can.” Comments are closed.