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Mariano_at_the_vault

What the hell is this Nike ad campaign about?  Did they catch Mariano Rivera leaving a Chelsea sex club?  Is Mariano’s 2005 season being sponsored by an athletic goods maker or by Toys in Babeland?  Is Mo a sociopath who eats human livers?  Are Marsellus and Butch just outside the frame?  Someone help me out here…

5 comments… add one

  • It’s for Nike’s new optometry line. Mo gets bored out there in the bullpen, so he’s opening a Lenscrafters next to Monument Park next season. Anyone with a Stadium Club pass gets 50 percent off their first pair of frames.

    YF January 27, 2005, 10:57 pm
  • Is it me, or does “Sox Fan” protesteth too much, in the Ophilia fashion. Me thinketh he does. As a five year survivor of the *real* Evil Empire (the Massachusetts Institute of Technology) I hereby recommend reprogramming for this obviously malfunctioning RedSuxCyborg[tm]. In the words of Eric Cartman: STOP YER BITCHIN!
    We choke, you win. We don’t choke, you lose. Deal with it: we determine it all.

    nemecizer January 28, 2005, 10:06 pm
  • What does that have to do with Mariano dressing up like a 21st century dominatrix?

    SF January 29, 2005, 1:54 am
  • I think you’re on the right track with the eating human livers angle. I’ve often suspected something like that about him. That evil glare of his always said “cannibalistic liver lover” to me.

    vague January 30, 2005, 5:48 pm
  • Leave it to an MIT grad to write a brilliant response that completely misses the point …

    Sam February 2, 2005, 3:34 pm

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