Not By The Hair Of Your O’s-Yanks Gamer VIII

Joba jumps the bump, Bird-baiting for the first time since the Aubrey Aww-Bomb pump and pump. And pump. Forget the Huff and puff ’coz the Yanks still gotta thang goin’ on. They’ve met Adam Eaton this season and could’ve would’ve had their way with him had not Hughes’ house o’ cards in Camden Yards been blown down.

Line-ups to follow. The River house is-a-rockin’, don’t bother knockin’, come on in.

Baltimore
B. Roberts 2b .292
A. Jones cf .370
N. Markakis rf .318
A. Huff 1b .266
M. Mora 3b .275
N. Reimold dh .261
F. Pie lf .203
G. Zaun c .194
R. Andino ss .226
A. Eaton rhp 7.93
 
NY Yankees
D. Jeter ss .273
R. Cano 2b .307
M. Teixeira 1b .241
A. Rodriguez 3b .189
H. Matsui dh .252
N. Swisher rf .234
M. Cabrera lf .321
F. Cervelli c .370
B. Gardner cf .244
J. Chamberlain rhp 3.76
98 comments… add one
  • Well…let’s see if I can work my magic one last time. I’m heading to Cali in the morning so you guys are going to have to pick up the slack in my absence! I don’t think I’m going to see any games either…maybe Saturday if it isn’t blacked out. I will be rocking my Yankee gear in the OC to piss off some Angels fans so that should be fun…
    We suck. No chance of winning 9 in a row.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 6:32 pm
  • Really? I’m going to Cali this Sunday, also in the OC area (SD/LA/somewhere) hahaa.. we need the reverse jinx!

    Lar May 21, 2009, 6:58 pm
  • COME ON JOBA!!!! TOO MANY PITCHES TO GET A K!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:11 pm
  • They hate the Yankees out there…I wore my Yankees cap to an Angels vs. Dodgers game at Angel Stadium, they were wearing me out!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
  • Great…Joba takes the liner off the leg. Out for the season probably…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
  • He toughs it out to blast Huff in the balls!!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
  • single for markakis…game.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:15 pm
  • Here we go…Huff the Douche.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:15 pm
  • single…1st and 3rd. game over.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:16 pm
  • Joba gets two quick outs and then gives up back to back singles, and here’s an opportunity for Mora to give them an early lead..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
  • Joba is out.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
  • This is ridiculous. He’s hurt. Just when things were going well we get F-CKED AGAIN WITH INJURIES!!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:18 pm
  • We’ll see what happens.. is Wang available to pitch tonight?
    I guess this *might* solve that dilemma for just a short while..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:19 pm
  • Ace comes in. Didn’t he pitch 2 last night?

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
  • I would think Tomko is getting up very quickly..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:21 pm
  • Ace is going to get f-cking rocked…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:23 pm
  • Hughes will be sticking around to suck for a few more weeks…Wang will probably have to come back now too?
    Ace gets the out. Nice!!! Pick him up offense!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:24 pm
  • Ace gets out of the inning, but the game is (maybe) secondary right now.
    I guess Huff will live to see another day!

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:25 pm
  • Eaton has a 7.93 ERA. I just want to point that out.
    I want the Yanks to just perform the “average” against him. That would be enough for me, thank you.

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:26 pm
  • Eaton has as many wins as Hughes. And more than Wang. That is all.

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
  • CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!! LEADOFF DOUBLE!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
  • CANO DOUBLES IN JETER!!!!! 1-0!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:29 pm
  • The Captain said, “May I have another?”
    Also, now 3 chances to score him..
    Ah, didn’t notice Cano batting second, I guess Damon is getting a day off. He promptly scores Jeter and this is the Eaton we know and love!

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:29 pm
  • This guy blows…crush his ass!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:29 pm
  • And of course, 3 chances to score _him_. I have a feeling today will be a slugfest, so slug away!

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
  • weak hack by Tex….COME ON!!!! Rally killer…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
  • Okay, time to get off work.. =)

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:31 pm
  • ANOTHER DOUBLE!!!! 2-0!!! DOUBLE FEST!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:31 pm
  • NICE!!! See you on the other side…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:31 pm
  • ARod time…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:32 pm
  • Swinging at the bs breaking pitches…COME ON AROD!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
  • weak ground out…didn’t even move Teixeira over. GET IT TOGETHER AROD!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:34 pm
  • Here comes Godzilla…the out machine.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:34 pm
  • At least moved Teixiera to 3rd on his weak ground out…KNOCK HIM IN SWISH!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:35 pm
  • Back to back to back doubles is nice, hehe.. if only someone can get Teix in..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:36 pm
  • walk

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:38 pm
  • MELKY TWO RUN DOUBLE!!!! Got caught off second like a douche but…4-0 GOOD GUYS!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
  • Come on Ace…walking Zaun??? HE BLOWS!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
  • 3 outs…nice. TIME FOR MORE RUNS!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
  • That’s a good double, running gaffe aside. 4 run is always good in my book!

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:46 pm
  • Ace doing a good job given the circumstances..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
  • Gardner walks…SB time!!! Come on Jeter!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
  • Ace is $$$

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:52 pm
  • CANO HITS A LINER HR!!!!! 6-0!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:54 pm
  • TEIXEIRA 2 FOR 2…NICE!!! COME ON AROD!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
  • lined out…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 7:58 pm
  • Ace is falling apart…2 on, 1 out and VERAS IS WARMING UP!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE NEED ABOUT 15 RUNS FOR HIM!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:05 pm
  • 2 outs. 1st and 3rd. COME ON ACE!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:05 pm
  • Ace gets Mora…no damage. GREAT JOB ACE!!! YOU ARE A BEAST!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:08 pm
  • Godzilla is pathetic…K. YOU SUCK!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:12 pm
  • weak inning…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:18 pm
  • Come on Jeter…could you have less range???

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:19 pm
  • ARod…bad on pop ups??? Weird.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:22 pm
  • Sick play by Cano to get the runner at 2nd…Jeter almost got the DP!!!! NICE D!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:24 pm
  • 4 SOLID innings for Ace…great job!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:25 pm
  • Another pathetic inning…looks like Ace is coming back out.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
  • FIRST PITCH BY AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO….F-CKING HR!!! YOU SUCK AS-HOLE!!!! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE F-CKING GAME!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:36 pm
  • 6-1 now…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:36 pm
  • Get’s the next three batters…HE STILL SUCKS!!!! I HATE THAT BASTARD!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:39 pm
  • GODZILLA GOES YARD!!!! SECOND DECK!!!! 7-1!!!! About time…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:44 pm
  • Swish walks…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 8:46 pm
  • Albaladejo likes giving up runs or something..

    Lar May 21, 2009, 9:02 pm
  • AL-BA-LA-DOUCHE-HO….YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF DOG SH-T!!!! YOU F-CKING SUCK!!!! CUT HIS SORRY_ASS!!!! 7-3

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:03 pm
  • We are going to blow this game…so complacent and worthless.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:04 pm
  • COME ON!!! 2 OUT RALLY!!!! 1st and 2nd for Teixeira!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:09 pm
  • 3-0 to Tex…GREEN LIGHT!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:11 pm
  • walks bases loaded…COME ON AROD!!!! It’s HR or nothing for #13 so far this year…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
  • 0-1 fouled it off

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
  • 1-1

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:13 pm
  • ARod f-cking chokes…big surprise.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:13 pm
  • VERAS…YOU ARE THE WORST PITCHER IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL YOU LOSER!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:24 pm
  • I”M NOT SAYING I HOPE YOU GET A DEBILITATING CASE OF HERPES AND CAN NEVER PITCH AGAIN…OH WAIT, I AM!!!!
    7-4 now. SO going to lose this game…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
  • weak ground out for Godzilla…great job douche.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:27 pm
  • Absolutely pathetic 1-2-3 inning….YOU GUYS SUCK ASS!!!! LOSERS!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:30 pm
  • Jesus Christ….GET VERAS OUT OF THE GAME!!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:32 pm
  • Every single batter flirts with a HR against this douche…I can’t even watch.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
  • HE THREW A STRIKE!!!! WOO HOO!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
  • 3-2 to the first batter, now 3-1 to the second…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
  • 3-2

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:36 pm
  • popped him…2 outs. ONE MORE IDIOT!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:36 pm
  • single….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU SUCK VERAS!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:37 pm
  • GOD DAMN IT!!!! GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THE GAME!!!! DOUBLE!!!! 2nd and 3rd…2 outs. WHY EVER LET HIS SORRY ASS PITCH!!!! PULL HIM NOW!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:38 pm
  • sidebar:
    Good news on Joba…x-rays were negative, just a bruise. Whew.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:39 pm
  • Roberts lines out thankfully…Veras needs to go. Al-ba-la-douche-ho too. Completely worthless pitchers.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:40 pm
  • Um…how about some insurance runs please???

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:42 pm
  • Sherrill looks like Ben Affleck’s mongoloid love-child…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:43 pm
  • Mo up in the bullpen…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:43 pm
  • Cervelli K…ass!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:44 pm
  • Gardner pops out like a little bitch…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:45 pm
  • Jeter K. Putrid.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:47 pm
  • “ENTER SANDMAN”!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:47 pm
  • Meat of their order…relatively speaking.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
  • GREAT PLAY BY TEX!!!! Mo covers…1 out.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:50 pm
  • Pops Markakis…2 outs.

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:52 pm
  • HUFF IS UP!!!! BLAST HIM!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:53 pm
  • 2-2…crowd on it’s feet!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:54 pm
  • foul…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:54 pm
  • SIT DOWN HUFF YOU DOUCHE!!!! K’d by Mo!!!
    YANKEES WIN…THHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!! 9 IN A ROW!!!!
    The AL East is getting very interesting…

    krueg May 21, 2009, 9:55 pm

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