Our pal Jay Jaffe, the Futility Infielder,recently got his relocated seat assignment at the new Yankee Stadium. Suffice it to say, he’s mad as hell and he’s (probably) not going to take it anymore.
The bottom line is that this is an outrage, a disgrace, a catastrophe on the level of Joe Torre summoning Jeff Weaver from the bullpen in Game Four, a Bambino rolling-in-his grave nightmare over the successor to the House that Ruth Built. A chorus four million fans strong should be shouting four- and twelve letter words at Yankee president Randy Levine and every incompetent front-office numbskull who played a role in this fiasco. A pox on the House that George Built.
We feel you, Double-J.