Let’s get back to baseball.
Yep, great baseball. John Madden texting while seated next to the Honorable George W. Bush, former Rangers owner, who is either playing Angry Birds or trying to figure out the stylus on his Leapster. And there’s Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush, and Emmitt Smith, with Ashton Kutcher waiting to pounce a cougar one row back. Looking left, I am pretty sure that that is Catherine Zeta Jones with an almost unidentifiable Michael Douglas.
Then Joe Buck rakes ARod over the coals for doing what I would give three months’ pay to enjoy for three minutes: watch a Superbowl while Cameron Diaz feeds me popcorn.
Told you this was about baseball.
Oh, and Robi Cano hired Scott Boras as his agent. Joy.