Now Batting for SF: Paul A.

With SF on limited duty over the next few days (SoxBaby Isaac is on the DL, though recovering more quickly than Coco) we felt like we needed a little help around here. And so we’ve turned to the esteemed Paul A., whose incisive commentary should be well familiar to YFSF regulars. Just like the Yankees, we like to promote from within. We fully expect you to treat him with same utter lack of respect reverance shown to SF, Nick YF, and myself.

10 comments… add one

  • Go Paul A. I hope YF and SF won’t make you and NickYF do any silly competitions or hazing rituals.
    Oh, and did anyone see that Pavano’s shut down again – this time the tricep? Theo dodged a bullet there. I understand how all this works, but I can’t believe you get paid at that level for being injured. Makes David Wells-like contracts make sense for everyone, you get paid for the risk and the commitment guaranteed, but if you don’t do squat for whatever reason, the club isn’t paying for it.

    rk May 19, 2006, 3:18 pm
  • Pavano = Faberge Egg. The dude sucks.

    bloodyank78 May 19, 2006, 3:32 pm
  • Don’t knock Faberge!

    YF May 19, 2006, 3:38 pm
  • Does this mean I don’t have to clean the toilets anymore at YFSF headquarters?
    Welcome Paul!

    NickYF May 19, 2006, 3:41 pm
  • welcome to it paul.

    sf rod May 19, 2006, 4:16 pm
  • Welcome, Paul.
    Let’s see how you do.
    SAT Question:
    Pavano is to Durable
    as Thief is to
    A. Honest
    B. Courageous
    C. Brave
    D. Dependable
    E. All of the Above

    Bozo May 19, 2006, 4:55 pm
  • Ummm… I pick ‘E’…
    Thanks all!

    Paul A. May 19, 2006, 5:01 pm
  • Yeah, Nick, those toilets are far more disgusting than advertised… What do they do in there?

    Paul A. May 19, 2006, 5:04 pm
  • Joe’s on the radio right now, and he reports that it’s a bone chip in Pavano’s arm above the elbow. He’s going in for surgery. Man, what a total friggin’ bust that guy is.
    Nice job with the promotion, Paul. We YFs will do our best to make things uncomfortable for ya… ;)

    Spidey May 19, 2006, 5:21 pm
  • Holy crap, surgery? I thought it was just a triceps (muscle) thing.
    Man, why did this guy ever want to be a baseball player? He’s useless. He’s also being paid very well to be useless.
    As I said before, Theo dodged a bullet here. YFs, pay attention here – this is another instance where we SFs are not worshipping at the alter of Theo. He wanted Pavano pretty bad back then – we all did. You guys were just unlucky enough that Big George could afford him. Theo lucked out by losing that battle. Oh yeah, and didn’t his parents push him to sign with the Yanks because they’re fans? Those are some people you could blame if you get really angry about his futility.

    rk May 19, 2006, 5:47 pm

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