"If they don’t sign me, sorry, but I must go. That’s what Carlos Zambrano thinks."
Carlos Zambrano takes Curt Schilling and Mariano Rivera two steps further, first by asserting that he won’t re-sign with his current team unless they sign him NOW, and second by asserting this while referring to himself in the third person, a style that suits egomaniacal athletes so well. We grew up in the "Wade Boggs doesn’t sleep with strange women and also take polaroids of teammates in compromising positions" era, so we’re familiar.
All we know is this: if YF doesn’t pony up the $42 he owes us for Typepad monthly subscription reimbursement before Opening Day, SF must go to blogspot. That’s what SF thinks. I think.