Paging Tanner Boyle

Ain’t this story cute? The kids of the Merriam School in Acton, Mass. want the Yanks and Sox to shake hands before the season opener. Let bygones be bygones. George thinks it’s a good idea. So does Terry. Our suggestion: anyone caught smirking or with a hand buzzer has to spend the game in a box next to Ben Affleck. Although we have to admit what we’d really like is for Derek to walk right up to Curt and tell him, “You can take your championship and your trophy and stick it straight up your &^%.”

And then, of course, we’d like to see a big fat juicy victory. Go Yanks!

3 comments… add one
  • Bad News? The movie is being remade, trailer here:
    Billy Bob in the Matthau part, with direction by Richard Linklater.

    SF March 24, 2005, 4:46 pm
  • Remember, the Bears lost to the bullying, entitled, snarling Yankees in that classic. Perfect casting, if you ask me. Current turns-of-fortune do nothing to change that.

    SF March 24, 2005, 4:48 pm
  • Oh really? I hear Cashman’s going to put up big money to bring Leak and Wurhlitzer out of retirement for the stretch run. And Engelbert. His isolated power and on-base numbers are astronomical. At this point Theo would be lucky to nab Lupus.

    YF March 24, 2005, 5:03 pm

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