Yeah, we know there's been a lot of goings-on in the baseball world recently and they have driven a number of discussions. But let's get to the really good stuff.
A-Rod dumped Kate Hudson.
by SF on December 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm in
General Yankees,Miscellany · 21 comments
This could easily be the worst news of yesterday for the yankees. I really hope this move doesnt come back to bite the yankees in the ass in 2010.
sam-YF December 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm
F-ck. The golden vagina is gone.
krueg December 15, 2009 at 2:46 pm
This move by itself makes zero sense. Clearly this is a precursor to a larger upgrade at that position, like finally announcing that he and Derek Jeter have come to a sexual agreement.
Atheose - SF December 15, 2009 at 2:48 pm
This move makes no sense at all. Her home numbers show that it was a perfect match for ARod and the Yankees. I just don’t understand? Why did Cleveland move Hudson from behind the plate? It’s not just YS where she worked such great magic either, as is proof by her road playoff performances this year. I need to do some digging and find stats that explain this the way I want them to.
Brad December 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Damnit Brad, this was clearly supposed to be a friendly argument-diffusing thread!
Atheose - SF December 15, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I know. And I was kidding.
Brad December 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm
He was dating way down anyhow. This was a good move.
Brad December 15, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Well, now that he is a champion, he can get better ass I guess? I will always have a soft spot for Kate though, the golden vagina led us to #27 and led ARod out of the darkness…
krueg December 15, 2009 at 3:11 pm
She did a good job playing that up too!
Brad December 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm
This just in: Kate Hudson was seen walking into a seedy hotel with David Ortiz.
IronHorse (YF) December 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
She’s appearing on the View tomorrow to talk about the text messages from Tiger. :)
Brad December 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm
The link to the review of Chapman. People can talk all the “international fizzle” shit they want, but I take a major flier on this kid 8 days a week.
Anyone that strong, from the left side, is going to have some amount of success.
If he can throw strikes, he’s on a roster. Period.
At worse, he’s a lefty Daniel Cabrerra – a guy nobody likes to face.
Brad December 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Brad December 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
You guys are rowdy…
krueg December 15, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Make no mistake.
Kate Hudson was A-Rod’s (and by extension the Yankee franchise’s) good luck charm.
Without her, there would be no championship.
This is the beginning of the end for the Yankee Dynasty and a once proud franchise.
SoxFan25 December 16, 2009 at 12:20 am
uh, i don’t get the title of the post…PED=performance enhancing dame?…
as for the whole ped genre of joking, i realize this isn’t a game thread, so my panties aren’t bunched up, but you know what they say about glass houses and stones…you tossed 2 rocks within hours of each other…despite the humor tag, that could’ve ignited a debate that neither of us could win…
dc December 16, 2009 at 7:47 am
They are bitter DC, very bitter… ;)
krueg December 16, 2009 at 9:10 am
It’s bitter to refer to Kate Hudson as a Performance Enhancing Dame? You YF’s are the ones that said she has a golden vagina ;-)
Atheose - SF December 16, 2009 at 9:12 am
i was just trying to figure out the joke:
performance enhancing dame was my first guess…i could have just as easily gone with:
performance enhancing douchbag
performance enhancing dingbat
performance enhancing dingleberry
none of those are very flattering though, and i still have a sweet spot for kate, even though arod has apparently moved on…
dc December 16, 2009 at 9:57 am
I do and will always love kate…not just because of her golden vagina leading ARod out of the wilderness, but because she is just really, really hot.
krueg December 16, 2009 at 10:01 am
dc December 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
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