Phoning It In

Verizon Wireless will connect Boston Red Sox fans directly to the team’s dugout through a series of moderated mobile chats beginning this week.The initial chat session…will be hosted by Boston Red Sox Manager Terry Francona.

A couple of additions to this dictionary:

CGTTHON: Curt’s getting tired, take him out now.

THORFN!: Take him out right f*cking now!

WMCHTCBHCYNKT?: Wily Mo can’t hit the curveball. How can you not know this?

HYEHOAS?: Have you ever heard of a sacrifice?

JLITP!: Just leave it to Papi!

HS!-HACT: Holy Sh*t! He always comes through!

IJSMT: I just swallowed my tobacco.

ARINP: A-Rod is no Papi

YS: Do we really need to explain this one?

5 comments… add one
  • DNBTIWROB! – Do Not Bring Timlin In With Runners On Base!
    Seriously, he needs to get this memo.

    Hunter April 19, 2006, 5:47 pm
  • A-Rod certainly is no Papi…he’s also not any other player in the AL who wasn’t the MVP OF THE LEAGUE!! :-)

    tom yf April 19, 2006, 5:49 pm
  • //YS: Do we really need to explain this one?//
    Loved it!!!!

    Cape Codder April 19, 2006, 7:01 pm
  • ASSGRAB
    A-Rod Seemingly Slaps Gaily Running At Bronson

    Sean April 19, 2006, 7:17 pm
  • “A-Rod certainly is no Papi…he’s also not any other player in the AL who wasn’t the MVP OF THE LEAGUE!! :-)
    Yep – and he doesn’t wear as much jewelry on his fingers either.

    Brad April 20, 2006, 8:32 pm

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