Have you concerns that Pettitte will be bamboozled by the bombastic B-12 baiting of BoSox bullies? Worried Wang’s sinker won’t? Troubled that Moose’s quips about 2004 have more pop than his heater? Fretting future faith in three youngsters barely old enough to drink? Fear not, intrepid fan. Help is on the way.
And you will look mahvelous.
edit: And I am wrong about everything.