Pitching Prayers Answered

Have you concerns that Pettitte will be bamboozled by the bombastic B-12 baiting of BoSox bullies? Worried Wang’s sinker won’t? Troubled that Moose’s quips about 2004 have more pop than his heater? Fretting future faith in three youngsters barely old enough to drink? Fear not, intrepid fan. Help is on the way.

And you will look mahvelous.

edit: And I am wrong about everything.

2 comments… add one

  • Crap.. should have actually read the article before cuffing his tagline. Let’s try again.. “women need a reason to pitch, men just need a place.” Nope, that’s worse.

    attackgerbil March 11, 2008, 2:47 am
  • Add another to the list who will have more innings than Pavano
    Ugh

    rz-yf March 11, 2008, 2:33 pm

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