ms. gerbil is extraordinarily pleased that the Tigers took game one, especially considering that the Pistons got swept by the juggernaut that is LeBron, but then again, the Wings swept, so Motor City is alive and well in gerbils’ house. To be perfectly honest, our eyes tonight will be mostly on junior gerbil as well as hoping the Blazers take game five at the Rose Garden, while flipping over to Yankees/les Tigres.
In the mean time, I got a kick out of the ESPN gamer preview:
Mired in a four-game losing streak
— You aren’t in anything of concern for four regular season games, except maybe shut out.
the New York Yankees will turn to a pitcher who failed to make much of an impression with them in 2008 when he started the season in the rotation
— Lie. He made an impression: horrible.
the Detroit Tigers, who have won three straight.
— Yeah, but call it two as the last one was only against the Yankees, so it doesn’t count.
New York (9-10) will replace Chien-Ming Wang, who has a 34.50 ERA this year and is on the 15-day disabled list, with Hughes.
— Why print “34.5 ERA?” Who knows WTF that actually means? Why not just say “who has sucked horribly and has been assigned a fake injury to protect him from further ridicule?” “Will replace” — doesn’t work — “, with Hughes” — awfully late comma doesn’t work. So broken.
There is one thing that I saw in the preview that gave me pause: “Jeter’s at-bat in the first inning Monday gave him 8,103 for his career, surpassing Mickey Mantle’s franchise record.” That makes me reflect a bit. Lineups follow, comment away.
Courtesy Pete:
Jeter SS
Damon LF
Teixeira 1B
Matsui DH
Cano 2B
Swisher RF
Cabrera CF
Molina C
Pena 3B
Phil Hughes
Granderson CF
Polanco 2B
Ordonez RF
Cabrera 1B
Guillen DH
Laird C
Inge 3B
Anderson LF
Everett SS
Edwin Jackson
109 replies on “Reflection: Yanks/Tigers Gamer II”
If we lose again…I’m going to freakin’ lose it.
My wife got me a sweet Teixeira t-shirt for my birthday! Let’s see if it’s lucky!!
Let’s Go Yankees!!! Let’s go Hughes!!!
AG – You are the new FJM.
I don’t even know if it’s better to just plainly suck for four games, or have some vague hope and threw two of those games away. Bah.
1-2-3 first…big surprise.
1-2-3 first inning; someone call the suicide hotline for Krueg.
K’s first batter!!! Nice Franchise!!!
HAHAHAHAHA…not yet my friend, not yet.
2 K’s!!!! NICE!!!
Great play by Pena!!! Dude can flash the leather…1-2-3 inning for Franchise, beautiful.
Man we are awesome at hitting pop fly’s…best in the league.
Another pop out…
weak ground out…1-2-3 again. Solid hitting once again.
Ump just raped Hughes on a K…fat, old bastard.
Got him swinging anyways…nice!
Nice job Franchise…two solid innings. So far…
Phil’s dealing thus far…
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Boy, we’ve gone through two innings, and the opposition hasn’t batted through the lineup yet??? That’s not Yankees baseball!!!!
It’s still early…
I could get used to seeing that.
Yeah, I’ve learned to manage my expectations… :/
Now we have the lead off batter on? WTF???
Can’t even move Melky over…that is exactly what is wrong with this team. Why the hell not have Fat Molina bunt???
Yet ANOTHER weak pop out…awesome.
Jeter is God. So OK, if Molina bunts Melky over that’s an RBI single…come on Damon!
Atta boy, Jeet! Let’s get at least one run out of this.
BTW, Detroit has a really nice ballpark. Think I gotta catch a game there sometime.
Jeter SB…
Wear your kevlar…
Great job Damon you piece of garbage…weak pop out. Man, our lineup is AWESOME!!!!
…and by awesome I mean putrid.
Aaannnd that’s that.
We HAVE to lead the league in runners LOB…if we were hitting say, .200 with RISP I think we would be 16-3.
Great job Ramiro!!!
Pena looks like he’s about 15 years old. But at least he made the catch this time.
Fat blind ump screws over Franchise again…
Another K!!!
Man, a filthy curve there. Barely got a piece of it to stay alive, but The Franchise got him with the next pitch.
Another shit call by Fatty Arbuckle…I want to knee cap the prick with a crowbar. BS walk for Franchise…
Time for Molina to gun out Granderson…
Hughes totally not sucking so far. Wow.
And just as I said that he’s losing a bit of control or getting squeezed or something..
Whew…that was close. Nice job Franchise!!!!
He looks awesome, right??? (don’t want to get ahead of myself though…the patented meltdown inning is always lurking it would seem)
Weak grounder to the first baseman by Tex, pop-up to same by Godzilla. Gee, what can our #5 hitter do?
I really want to like Teixeira but he is making it so difficult…
I wish they would play some small ball, we obviously can’t drive in any runs ever…
Love the White-Out painting of Jose’s fingers so they’re easier to see.
NICE!!! What is that guy, drunk???
Sweet AB by Robbie!
Come on Swish…make yourself useful for once!!!
Whatever it takes to get on base!
WALK! Nice. Bring it Melky!!!
.223 with RISP…dead last in the AL. Big Surprise
pathetic. absolutely pathetic AB by Melky. One mistake by any of our pitchers and we lose…
2 on, 1 out…here we go again.
We really need a DP grounder right about now…
Nice play by Franchise…couldn’t turn two though. Come on Phil, one more out…
Walks bases loaded…now watch this nobody rookie come through for the Tigers while our sorry-ass lineup can’t get a f-ing hit.
Thank god…ground out. Way to grind Franchise!!!
Sox are dominant…must be nice.
That was huge. Glad to see him get out of that!
I remember when the Yanks were dominant…[sigh]
Our lineup is so sweet…must terrify opposing teams. Not.
What can you really say about this…I mean, this lineup is embarrassing!!!
Dead last in the AL in ERA (6.26) and hitting with RISP (.223)…AWESOME!!!
What a breaking ball…wow.
Well, to be fair, not having Alex hurts us a ton and Georgie’s out tonight as well.
But your point is valid…our outfield doesn’t have one big bat and our bench is AA level talent at best. Don’t get me started on the ‘pen. Yet somehow, we have the highest payroll in MLB…
When does this begin to have repercussions for Cashman?
Franchise is keeping us alive…pitching a great game. How about getting the kid some runners you f-ing losers!!!
I just don’t want to hear the excuses, you know? There is PLENTY of talent on this team even without ARod. They should not be this bad…yet they are.
Cashman must have pics of Hal or something because the idiot does nothing but destroy our beloved Yankees and somehow keeps his job..
Damon is worthless.
…and to think we could have had Beltran. Great call Cash-douche.
COME ON TEIXEIRA!!! HIT THE F-ING BALL!!!
…I should clarify, hit it over the fence in fair territory.
Another weak-ass pop fly…$180 billion defensive specialist.
It is seriously maddening watching this team.
i would be way more excited for Godzilla’s triple if he had ANY chance of being knocked in…Cano is hitting like .00000124 with RISP
So predictable…so pathetic. I need a new word, checking the thesaurus.
pathetic
adjective
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Another K for Franchise…#6
Franchise is lighting it up….SCORE SOME RUNS!!!!
2 on, no outs…do I dare dream???
Perfect bunt by Molina…about time!!!!
2nd and 3rd…1 out. Pinch hitter…Hip Hip….JORGE!!!!!
big whiff 0-1
another BIGGER whiff 0-2
HORRIBLE ERROR BY THE LF!!!! 2-0!!!! YANKEES ACTUALLY SCORE A COUPLE RUNS!!!!
Jeterian walk…1st and 2nd…1 out. COME ON DAMON!!!
JOHNNY RBI!!! 3-0!!!! I can’t believe what I’m seeing…
Teixeira 0-4…
GODZILLA RBI!!!! 4-0!!!!
Batted around in the 7th…awesome.
CANO RBI!!!! 5-0!!!!!
Swish walk…bases loaded for Melky!!!
Walked in a run…6-0. I’m dizzy with happiness!!!
MOLINA GRAND SLAM!!!! 10-0!!!! Are you kidding me???
Berroa single!!! This is madness…
See what happens when I go away for an hour? Maybe this season’s poor showing thus far is MY fault?
10-0 B7…can the bullpen hold the lead????
Amazing start by Phil Franchise…keep him up, put Joba back in the pen when Wang gets back. Assuming he can still pitch…
Nah…it’s my wifes fault. She has been working on a presentation for the last week so we’ll blame her. She came out to watch the 7th and they blew up!!!
1-2-3 for Melancon….nice. Kid looks solid.
Teixiera walked…better than a soft pop fly.
At least Yanks are finally scoring something..
alright…i think this one is over. need to hit the gym!
(who the hell am I talking to???)
6 strong innings by Phil and hopefully even the Yanks can’t blow this game!
No lead is safe…
Clutch homer there by Swish. :)
Nice game to break the skid. Phil was nails, Melancon continues to impress. Hopefully this game can get guys fired up.
Great game for the young pitching and nice to see the offense come alive. Hopefully, cleveland can pull it out vs the sox…
DVR’d the rest of the game…just saw Swich hit a HR. Awesome. Hopefully this gets their sorry asses going!
Franchise was awesome. Super impressed with the effort…