Rhyme for the Season: The YFSF Haiku Competition

SF’s "Predict-the-Matsuzaka-Contract-Terms" competition was kind of a bust—Jeez, none of you "experts" even came close; when yours truly was declared winner the masses here screamed FOUL! Fine. I can’t blame you. Ask me, it sounds like typical Sox-style malfeasance. Anyhow, I renounce my throne, and hereby offer a new, culturally appropriate competition to the greater YFSF community, which means anyone and everyone out there willing to enter. The brief:

Compose a haiku that includes either the name Daisuke Matsuzaka or Kei Igawa* and post it to the comments below no later than 11:59 PM, December 31, 2006. A distinguished panel of "celebrity" judges will choose two winners. The top YF and SF entrants get their choice of item from the YFSF store, and maybe a little something else. Multiple submissions welcome. The authors of this blog may contribute entries, but are not eligible for victory or the prizes.

*Due to the length of the name Daisuke Matsuzaka we will accept either the first or last name, or an abbreviation (eg, "Dice-K") in any entry. Same goes for Igawa, out of fairness. But special consideration will be given for use of the full name, and we’ll be even more impressed if you can get all four in there. And don’t forget Boras.

UPDATE: Due to the overwhelming response, we have moved the closing date of this competition up to 11:59 PST, Saturday, December 23, 2006. Please have all entries in by that time.—YF

161 comments… add one
  • in dice k we trust
    collectively we hope
    igawas a bust

    sf rod December 20, 2006, 6:26 pm
  • NIcely done, SF Rod. Here’s one to get the rest of you started:
    Matsuzaka-san
    One hundred three mil for that?
    Better be worth it.

    YF December 20, 2006, 6:32 pm
  • White ash fans the air
    Daisuke Matsuzaka
    Divine wind in Boston

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 7:48 pm
  • Kei Igawa screams
    Daisuke Masuzaka?
    He won’t cut his hair!

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 7:50 pm
  • Boston got Dice-K
    Igawa is not the same
    long winter for Yanks

    Brad December 20, 2006, 7:51 pm
  • Boras master plan:
    JD Drew Dice-K Seibu
    fleece Henry, but no

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 7:53 pm
  • Yankee fans rejoice
    Boston paid D-Mat a mint
    Irabu reborn

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 7:57 pm
  • Igawa plays games
    Matsuzuka-san wins them
    Cash bow to Theo

    Brad December 20, 2006, 7:59 pm
  • Arrested youth, Kei?
    Helicopters, like careers
    crash and burn in Bronx

    SF December 20, 2006, 8:00 pm
  • dammit, you took my line, sf.

    Brad December 20, 2006, 8:02 pm
  • SF and YF
    Brooklyn monte tricksters each
    Follow the lady
    John Turturro and Ralph Fiennes did fine turns playing your roles, no? ;) Okay, that’s enough for now from me, you contest-riggers. I’m off to see the Trailblazers get slaughtered by the Rockets.

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 8:05 pm
  • Kei who? said the Yank
    Thirty million not enough
    Daisuke mows them down

    Brad December 20, 2006, 8:07 pm
  • Pitch on four day’s rest?
    Daisuke isn’t used to that.
    Say goodbye, right arm.

    Andrew December 20, 2006, 8:14 pm
  • The plane leaves at noon
    Boras hung on money spent
    Cash got the door prize

    Brad December 20, 2006, 8:19 pm
  • Aw crap. My first one was not in form. Maybe I should have said Divine wind fells bats? What if you pronounce it like, “Bossn?” What’s a one-syllable term for bean-town? I can think of a couple, but none that are flattering.

    attackgerbil December 20, 2006, 8:27 pm
  • I think YF might have a harder time judging this than I did the MCT. These are great!

    SF December 20, 2006, 8:29 pm
  • bad wing bad bad knee
    bad elbow bad leg bad wrist
    bad bad bad contract

    SF December 20, 2006, 8:31 pm
  • First Matsusucka.
    Then we see Nancy Drew is
    the new Pavano.

    john December 20, 2006, 8:53 pm
  • See, I don’t read the rules and end up posting a JD Drew haiku. Expand the field, YF!! Who cares if it’s not culturally relevant?

    SF December 20, 2006, 8:59 pm
  • Sox sign Matsuzaka
    Scott Boras, Theo beat you
    No deal, J.D. Drew

    Max December 20, 2006, 8:59 pm
  • Curt looks, sees no red
    the cameras are elsewhere
    Dice grabs the spotlight

    SF December 20, 2006, 9:02 pm
  • Matsusucka sees
    old Manny being Manny,
    and quits, the next day.

    john December 20, 2006, 9:16 pm
  • The vicious red dragon
    of the Nation’s expectations
    catch Matsuzaka unaware

    Whatever December 20, 2006, 9:27 pm
  • 17!

    Brad December 20, 2006, 9:32 pm
  • Foulke, Mat$u$acka,
    Beckett, Clement and Timlin.
    Yank schadenfreude.

    john December 20, 2006, 9:40 pm
  • He’s Japan’s treasure
    Daisuke’s magic on the mound
    Bats hit only air.
    Bleh. I never was any good at poetry.

    mouse - SF December 20, 2006, 9:43 pm
  • Diasuke tops the list
    One rotaion clearly best
    Kei wishes for home

    Brad December 20, 2006, 9:54 pm
  • Rules?
    There once was a Japanese “pitcher,”
    who was really a belly itcher.
    Matsuzaka was his name,
    and Boris sang his fame,
    So the Sox would make him much richer.

    john December 20, 2006, 9:58 pm
  • G’night –
    Matsuzaka hears
    Sox fans on W E E I.
    Hari kari next.

    john December 20, 2006, 10:08 pm
  • A Season Long Lost
    Matsuzaka-san Cometh
    Yankees Finish Last

    TJ Sox Fan December 20, 2006, 10:20 pm
  • Second once again
    Not even Dice can change that
    Winning is the Kei

    Triskaidekaphobia December 20, 2006, 11:18 pm
  • YF December 20, 2006, 11:22 pm
  • Do you like Green Tea
    I know it is only four days
    Ask Proctor about rest

    Triskaidekaphobia December 20, 2006, 11:26 pm
  • Fenway, D-Mat deals
    An autumnal Jeter jolt
    Nation weeps again

    BIllyYank December 21, 2006, 12:07 am
  • two hundred million
    nine million for relief arm
    spend like drunk sailor

    ric December 21, 2006, 12:51 am
  • igawa’s long hair
    new york yanks in october
    both will be cut short

    ric December 21, 2006, 12:55 am
  • igawa’s new pal
    matsui’s movie stash make
    left arm hurt like hell

    ric December 21, 2006, 12:59 am
  • slowly winter comes
    kei igawa’s silence stuns
    boston still signs bums!

    walein December 21, 2006, 2:11 am
  • (AG – Boston is sometimes referred to as the “Hub” if you’re looking for a one-syllable word for Boston.)
    Influx of pitching
    Rivals will make the playoffs
    Sox will win in six

    Scott SF December 21, 2006, 7:46 am
  • Not related, but:
    Work on Thursday sucks
    I need to be filthy rich
    time off is needed.

    Brad December 21, 2006, 8:44 am
  • Sox made improvement
    with Daisuke Matsuzaka
    second place next year

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 8:47 am
  • sox spend big money
    theo epsteinbrenner
    take that toronto

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 8:53 am
  • oh, kei igawa
    i hope you are no samson
    george will cut your hair

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 8:58 am
  • our kei igawa
    your daisuke matsuzaka
    spring will bring much drama

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 9:02 am
  • the best in japan
    but can matsuzaka-san
    conquer the U.S.?

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 9:26 am
  • facing thome, konerko, dye
    daisuke matsuzaka….scared
    welcome 4.58 era

    m.g. yanks fan December 21, 2006, 9:52 am
  • ‘Zaka K’s nineteen
    Yankees’ jaws drop to the floor
    Yes, THAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!

    Scott SF December 21, 2006, 10:20 am
  • Two men came. Daisuke the
    Lion and Kei the Tiger.
    The Lion roared but the Tiger pounced.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 10:28 am
  • So we’re not following strict Haiku form?
    Judges, what say you?

    LocklandSF December 21, 2006, 10:31 am
  • A Texan named Josh came
    to Olde Town. The crack
    of the bat soon followed.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 10:31 am
  • i’ll bet that the judges
    will consider the rules
    when judging this contest

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 10:34 am
  • (d’oh! i messed that one up. egg. face. foot. mouth. pie. humble.)

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 10:35 am
  • The brief is for a haiku. If you break form, the payoff better be worth it.

    YF December 21, 2006, 10:48 am
  • (I’m assuming it’s the traditional 5-7-5 Haiku, right? I’m seeing a lot of varied lines.)
    A ball that can dance
    Yanks never saw it coming
    “Whoa, did you see that?”

    Scott SF December 21, 2006, 10:52 am
  • Matsuzaka stood wounded, clutching
    his arm. Warriors such as
    these, I have not seen before.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 10:52 am
  • Yankee fans, I really think we’re setting ourselves up for huge disappointment by comparing Igawa directly to Matsuzaka.

    Andrew December 21, 2006, 10:52 am
  • i know that i was merely attempting to include both names in my haiku, andrew. others might be doing the same. i think most realize that the two guys have “different expectations,” to put it gently.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 11:01 am
  • This Yankee fan knows that chances of Igawa being as good as DMat are slim and none.
    But we know that going into the season. Expectations for DMat are sky high, while for Igawa it’s kind of like, oh well, whatever he can do to help.
    Anyway, at this point in time, it’s just to play along with the game.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 11:10 am
  • 5-7-5 is standard form; deviate at your peril. and let’s keep this thread for the haikus only, thanks.
    a great start thus far, btw. keep ’em coming!

    YF December 21, 2006, 11:16 am
  • If you read that Haiku brief in depth there seem to be variations from old to modern to American, etc.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 11:21 am
  • Whoops, Haikus only here. Sorry YF.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 11:22 am
  • D-Mat April throes
    The Bomber line-up explodes
    “Me miss Tuffy Rhodes”

    randyhater December 21, 2006, 11:28 am
  • theo got daisuke
    will a gorilla suit be
    needed once again?

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 11:43 am
  • hub’s opening day
    signs read: “we love daisuke”
    manny asks, “who’s that?”

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 11:46 am
  • Standard form for this competition is understood to be 5-7-5. Deviations from this form, or uses of other forms, will not be rejected outright, but will be held to an especially (ridiculously!) high standard. We strongly recommend sticking with standard form.

    YF December 21, 2006, 11:53 am
  • D-Mat is to Hub
    As Hideki is to Bronx?
    Not Godzilla, Toad.

    Rob (Middletown, CT) December 21, 2006, 11:55 am
  • igawa like toys
    DL from nintendo thumb
    is my prediction

    ric December 21, 2006, 12:02 pm
  • In Daisuke we trust
    A rotation of giants
    Leads to October

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 12:02 pm
  • Japanese Pedro
    The 12 billion yen pitcher
    Is the bar too high?

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 12:04 pm
  • Pitching wins pennants —
    Curt, Daisuke, Paps, Wake, Beckett.
    Good-bye, second place!

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 12:07 pm
  • Three strikeout titles
    and MVP. Igawa,
    not chopped liver.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 12:17 pm
  • Look past Igawa
    Underrate Chien-Ming Wang
    Now cry as you lose

    Nick-YF December 21, 2006, 12:20 pm
  • Daisuke looked lost
    as the ball sailed away.
    Bad day in strange land.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 12:30 pm
  • Matsuzaka signs
    Day lives in infamy?
    Beantown cheers, Bronx jeers

    Rob (Middletown, CT) December 21, 2006, 12:41 pm
  • question marks abound
    Daisuke, Curt, Beckett, Wakes, Paps
    but who will close now?

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 12:47 pm
  • Pitchers and catchers
    Report in two months. Kei/Dice
    haiku helps pass time.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:01 pm
  • Grass in Fenway mourns,
    “John can’t afford turf builder,
    bankroll lost to Dice!”

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:05 pm
  • Wondrous gyroball
    of Dice-K, will you not see
    the green of Fenway?
    Igawan dreams of
    spinning rotors and racing
    stripes…hovering high!
    If one looks closely
    Matsuzaka’s face appears
    quite round and puffy!

    Spidey December 21, 2006, 1:11 pm
  • Big move by Theo
    Daisuke delivers. Yes? No?
    Gorilla suit waits.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 1:16 pm
  • Igawa versus
    Matsuzaka or David
    versus Goliath.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 1:23 pm
  • matsuzaka’s cost?
    one hundred three million. that’s
    a lot of sushi

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 1:30 pm
  • Rimed branch with twinkle lights
    Matsuzaka months away
    Crack of wood on ball

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:31 pm
  • Yankee Fan in Boston,
    missed your earlier reference to Theo’s gorilla suit. Sorry.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 1:33 pm
  • edit
    Rimed branch twinkle lights
    Matsuzaka months away
    Crack of wood on ball

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:37 pm
  • My baby son has
    no idea who Kei is.
    Jersey for Christmas?

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:39 pm
  • buying a jersey
    for your son means new streams of
    yankee revenue.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 1:42 pm
  • revenue streams flow
    flooding boston with yen waves.
    cha-ching? time will tell.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 1:46 pm
  • Hard-earned dough spent on
    pricey shirts. Hope he’s lefty
    with a good curveball.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 1:47 pm
  • is kei igawa
    a poor man’s andy pettitte?
    let’s hope. (fingers crossed.)

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 1:50 pm
  • Daisuke comes with a
    big commotion while Kei slips
    in like assassin.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 1:51 pm
  • Talk of dominance
    For Kei, a long reliever,
    Sounds like hollow threat

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 1:57 pm
  • to everyone here
    (yanksfan versus soxfan)
    happy holidays

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:01 pm
  • Curt’s nightmare comes true,
    Killed, looted in Everquest
    by Kei, buffed dark elf.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 2:02 pm
  • “sounds like hollow threat?”
    daisuke hasn’t thrown one pitch
    and he’s the savior?

    Anonymous December 21, 2006, 2:09 pm
  • wanted: hairdressers
    between kei and johnny d.,
    hair products galore

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:12 pm
  • “Shake and Bake?” Kei asks.
    “Chicks dig it,” Johnny replies.
    “Chicks dig chicken? Huh.”

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 2:14 pm
  • waiting is brutal
    oh, how i long for the spring
    bring on daisuke now

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:17 pm
  • True, questions exist,
    but find me any YF
    Who would choose Kei first.

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 2:19 pm
  • i can’t argue with that.
    but what is fair for the goose…
    you know… …and so on…

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:21 pm
  • Daisuke’s many perks
    masseuse, assistants and more
    clubhouse jealousy?

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 2:22 pm
  • Speaking of gander,
    Kei looked at the stadium.
    Pete says the deal’s done.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 2:26 pm
  • kei was in the bronx.
    i know what george was thinking:
    “this kid needs a trim.”

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:29 pm
  • Kei Igawa wears
    noble pin stripes, Daisuke
    Matsuzaka, socks.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 2:30 pm
  • pinstripes are noble
    and kei has worn them before.
    no adjustments there.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:41 pm
  • when the season ends,
    will daisuke or igawa
    be the better buy?

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:46 pm
  • Beckett is the one,
    they crowed, but wasn’t. For
    now, they shout, Daisuke.

    Whatever December 21, 2006, 2:49 pm
  • japan’s strikeout king.
    soon signs will hang in the bronx
    “KEI” for every K.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 2:58 pm
  • O, will you, Big George,
    call the slim Kei Igawa
    a “svelte pussy toad”?

    Spidey December 21, 2006, 3:11 pm
  • matsui would blush
    if he heard something like that.
    he gets excited.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 3:13 pm
  • Ha. Nice, YFiB. :)

    Spidey December 21, 2006, 3:17 pm
  • It’s funny how we
    manage to debate topics
    using these haikus.

    Scott SF December 21, 2006, 3:17 pm
  • could kei igawa
    be the next bucky f. dent?
    (…only a pitcher…)

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 3:20 pm
  • It is amazing,
    Scott, the ingenuity
    Of the human mind.

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 3:27 pm
  • Poor Scott Boras. “Coal!”
    “In my stocking,” he laments.
    “Theo, please sign Drew!”

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 3:28 pm
  • i think that haikus
    lead to civilized debate.
    no name calling here.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 3:29 pm
  • I’m fondly thinking
    Melky will make Daisuke
    the next Mike Torrez.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 3:34 pm
  • yes. you got daisuke.
    your team will improve. congrats.
    a climb to second.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 3:36 pm
  • How little it means
    to Yank fan in Boston
    Just ask Atlanta
    Division means squat
    Dice-k in a short series
    bats not needed so much

    Brad December 21, 2006, 3:55 pm
  • ask the yankees.
    bats needed in short series.
    will he pitch three games?
    will he win three games?
    ’cause that is no easy feat.
    god, i love baseball.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 3:58 pm
  • division means more
    than a lofty third place.
    maybe daisuke can help.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 21, 2006, 4:07 pm
  • hahah. Nice, YFIB

    Brad December 21, 2006, 4:07 pm
  • Daisuke’s necklace
    looks like candy. Kei fan art
    is not so dandy.

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 4:24 pm
  • Will Daisuke’s fashion
    Repel the adoring fans?
    “Away from my fur!”

    Paul SF December 21, 2006, 4:27 pm
  • My impression,
    Dai su ke three syllables.
    Is that right, or not?
    I want a full name bonus for this one:
    Kei Igawasan.
    Daisuke Mantsuzaka.
    The-e Yankees win!

    john December 21, 2006, 4:28 pm
  • “Matsuzaka,” I mean.
    Could be Matsuzakasan if Daisuke is only 2 syllables.

    john December 21, 2006, 4:31 pm
  • yeah, John. It’s pronounced Dice-K. Two beats, friend.

    Brad December 21, 2006, 4:43 pm
  • kei moves to new york
    sees many roaches abound
    wants to tear contract

    ric December 21, 2006, 5:16 pm
  • “Dice-K” is for ease
    It’s really quite subtle, two
    three, four, beats all work

    attackgerbil December 21, 2006, 5:21 pm
  • okay, guys. I’m out until Tuesday. I hope everyone celebrating Christmas has a wonderful one. To everyone else, I hope your weekend is just as enjoyable.
    Be safe on the roads – the crazies are out.

    Brad December 21, 2006, 5:28 pm
  • z z z z z
    z z z z z z z
    z z z z z

    dc December 21, 2006, 6:52 pm
  • renegotiate
    daisuke matsuzaka
    boras failed at last

    SF December 21, 2006, 7:35 pm
  • durgin park welcomes
    but dice balks at the rudeness
    baked beans not sushi

    SF December 21, 2006, 7:37 pm
  • Say wise Confucious:
    Dice-K is raw fish eating
    Andy Morales

    randyhater December 21, 2006, 10:10 pm
  • when yanks crush new sox
    herald headline will shout out:
    “DICE-K GETS FORT KNOCKED”

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 8:24 am
  • good thing for daisuke
    WEEI is
    not in japanese.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 8:29 am
  • crafty lefthander
    awaken crouching tiger
    hope kei can hack it

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 8:32 am
  • okay
    Kei Igawasan
    v Daisuke Matsuzaka.
    The-e Yankees win!

    john December 22, 2006, 9:40 am
  • D-Mat or Doormat?
    Kei will always just being Kei
    Can’t wait – four more months!

    Lar December 22, 2006, 10:17 am
  • Kei will just be blah
    while Dice-K is pronounced “bettah!”
    Still, The Yanks win it all

    Nick-YF December 22, 2006, 10:29 am
  • how can the yanks beat
    the sox when they have daisuke?
    that’s just how they do.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 10:31 am
  • a curse, shifted south
    Stein apes Frazee, lowballs Dice
    chants of “2000”

    SF December 22, 2006, 10:38 am
  • instant ace status
    puts great weight upon shoulders.
    will daisuke crumble?

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 10:41 am
  • when daisuke brings you
    twenty more rings, you can
    chant all that you’d like.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 10:46 am
  • ha, touche, YFiB!

    SF December 22, 2006, 10:48 am
  • (a cheap shot, but all in good fun.)

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 10:49 am
  • Count teh rings bitchez!
    that’s right, count teh rings bitchez!
    count teh rings bitchez!
    (ok, it’s not You-Know-Who, it’s actually me, SF. I just couldn’t resist)

    You Know Who December 22, 2006, 10:58 am
  • tiger in new ‘stripes
    land of rising sun to bronx
    enter igawa

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 11:04 am
  • i’m off to new york.
    loyalties aside, happy
    holidays to all.
    be safe and be well,
    even if you like the sox.
    and happy new year.

    Yankee Fan In Boston December 22, 2006, 11:21 am
  • More games, less rest and
    more dangerous hitters too.
    Daisuke may go poof!

    Whatever December 23, 2006, 12:18 pm
  • Dice-K’s tummy growls…
    too thick and milky! Chowdah
    isn’t miso-based.
    The dogs in the Bronx
    are tasty, but Kei is no
    Kobayashi-san!
    Happy holidays, all!

    Spidey December 23, 2006, 12:59 pm
  • Confuscious once say:
    Daisuke’s body is young but
    his arm is quite old.

    Whatever December 23, 2006, 1:08 pm
  • Confuscious once say:
    Man who lay woman on ground
    will have peace on earth.
    Happy Holidays.

    Whatever December 23, 2006, 1:39 pm
  • Kei, Pettite, Dice K
    approach with the next spring as
    we dream of baseball.

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:26 pm
  • Andy Pettitte, please
    forgive me for my habit
    of losing your Ts.

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:28 pm
  • White ash fans the air
    Daisuke Matsuzaka
    Boston divine wind
    edited to correct form

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:45 pm
  • Whence Pettitte goes,
    Rocket follows, some say. Meh.
    In Houston, he stays.

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:49 pm
  • Who misses Zimmer?
    Gerbil does. Would Donny rush
    Pedro eagerly?

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:50 pm
  • Hate on the Red Sox?
    Yankees are richer for them.
    I don’t see the point.

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 5:52 pm
  • Dice-K’s money may
    hinge on endorsements. What if
    he hates white chowder?

    attackgerbil December 23, 2006, 6:03 pm
  • Edit to 5-7-5
    Daisuke stood wounded,
    clutching his arm. Warriors
    like these, I’ve not seen.
    The Red Dragon of
    high Nation expectations
    slays Matsuzaka.

    Whatever December 23, 2006, 6:37 pm
  • This looks fun (haven’t been on here in weeks, I apparently have perfect timing. :)
    Series MVP?
    One is certainly likely
    It’s Daisuke, not Kei
    Daisuke a hero
    Igawa on the DL
    Golf with Pavano?
    (The second one would be my fantasy for these two pitchers…)

    Laura December 23, 2006, 9:58 pm

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