Shama Lama Ding Dong: Sox-Twins Gamer I

On double super secret probation? Road trip. Not sure what the Dexter Lake Club has to do with anything, but just try and look shocked when you learn of the kiln explosion, Otter.

Jon Lester tries to get the Sox back on track at Target Field, while the Twins send Jason Marquis, who was roughed up by the Bombers in his only start this year. Comment away.

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  • Red Sox jump to 3-0 lead on sac fly, 2-run homer by Salty.
    Then Lester gives up 4 in the 4th, 2 on 2-run double to Doumit, 2 on 2-homer to Valencia, his first.
    All runs cam on 2-strike pitches, with two outs. Red Sox have allowed 13 homers with 2 strikes, by far the most in MLB.
    And then Lester starts moping when he gives up RBI hits.
    Merloni blasting him on Twitter for his lack of focus.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 9:52 pm
  • @PeteAbe
    Lester has Plouffe, a .154 hitter, 0-2 and walked him on 4 straight. Threw 4 different pitches. Not sure what that’s about.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 9:54 pm
  • Sox have allowed 27 homers.
    Twenty-fucking-seven.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 9:55 pm
  • Lester is starting to suck, and really annoy me.
    Too many walks, and he’s not finishing.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 9:58 pm
  • Here’s the other thing, Pedroia was thrown out trying to steal, and Sweeney was thrown at trying to go from second to third on a ball hit to the SS.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:01 pm
  • They had Marquis, the ’04 WS Game 4 loser, on the ropes and have let him off the hook.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:02 pm
  • Just read your intro, girb. No Fawn Liebowitz reference?

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:08 pm
  • Just like that, Cody Ross hits a 2-run homer to tie it, and the Marlon Byrd gets hit No. 4 on the season, a single, of course.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:20 pm
  • Gardy let Marquis throw 112 pitches.
    Lordy.
    Red Sox fans who bitch about bobby’s managing would do well shut the fuck up.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:24 pm
  • Next question: How many innings/pitches do they get from Bard tonight?

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:26 pm
  • > Fawn Liebowitz reference?
    ?? Kiln??

    attackgerbil April 23, 2012, 10:29 pm
  • A more direct reference.
    Sorry. You’re right.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:34 pm
  • All that bitching about Lester, he gets the last 7 outs on 17 pitches.

    top 8: Pedroia, Gonzo, Ortiz.
    Need these guys to get hot. Gonzo more than anyone.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:35 pm
  • No one warming in Sox pen.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:35 pm
  • Moraels opens the 8th, gives up triple to the light-hitting Carroll.
    Bard warming. Albers warming.
    Morneau up.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:50 pm
  • One out.
    Here comes Bard to face Willingham.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 10:52 pm
  • Bard gets out of it.
    Capps on top 9.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:03 pm
  • Cody Ross, second homer of the GAME!
    6-5.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:08 pm
  • Ace is warming, but looks like Bard might go back out there.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
  • Bobby is giving Ace a chance.
    Bottom third of the order is due up.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:13 pm
  • Valencia is out, 1-3.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:15 pm
  • Parmelee singles.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
  • Plouffe with warning track power.
    Heart-stopper.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:17 pm
  • Jeebus, that pitch was right over the plate.
    Spann.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:18 pm
  • Good battle here with Span.

    attackgerbil April 23, 2012, 11:20 pm
  • Aceves says, “Mind if we dance with your dates?”
    Ball game, Sox win.

    attackgerbil April 23, 2012, 11:24 pm
  • 9-pitch AB to Span, final out 1-3.
    Whew.
    Losing skid ends.

    I'mBillMcNeal April 23, 2012, 11:24 pm
  • I went to bed after Lester gave up the homer to give the Twins the lead… glad they ended up coming back. Ross is looking like a good pickup so far.

    Atheose - SF April 24, 2012, 7:41 am

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