All the bats in the world wouldn’t have helped New York yesterday as the SatanFish thoroughly devoured Quint, played by Randy Johnson. And Chrissy Watkins, played by Chacon. And Alex Kintner, played by Myers. And anonymous surfer dude whose leg gets eaten and dies just to show it’s still not safe to go back in the water, played by Beam. And evened the set while knocking the Yanks a game and a half behind Boston. Today, New York sends Moose out to sea in the role of Police Chief Martin Brody. Or at least as Matt Hooper. James Shields plays the role of Bruce the shark for TBSF. Cue the double bass and post away.