You da Man, Bubba Crosby!

"I know who the leader is on the team," Sheffield told the magazine. "I ain’t going to say who it is, but I know who it is.”

Other things Gary knows but ain’t going to say:

  • How the new Harry Potter book ends.
  • John Roberts’ stand on Roe vs. Wade
  • Whether George Lucas has plans for Episodes 7-9
  • Who wins "So You Think You Can Dance"
  • How "pi" terminates
  • Novak’s sources
  • What Raffy really took
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  • If I could pitch a reality show to FOX, it might be The Sheff and Carl Everett show where they just sound off for a half hour about everything under the sun. Clubhouse environs, the evil press, ‘roids, homosexuality, dinosaurs, Apollo 11, who to trust (no one) and who not to trust (every human, living or dead). They could take turns giving little PowerPoint presentations backing their claims. People would tune in to see that, wouldn’t they?

    Spidey August 5, 2005, 4:12 pm
  • With your host, Curt Schilling.

    YF August 5, 2005, 4:37 pm
  • “So You Think You Know Something About Paleontology”?
    Not too catchy…

    SF August 5, 2005, 4:44 pm
  • Gary’s bat doin’ some talkin’ tonite! 2-0!

    YF August 5, 2005, 7:15 pm
  • BTW, Gary told me pi ends with an 11.

    Bozo the Homey August 5, 2005, 7:18 pm
  • Let Sheff Be Sheff

    jetes August 5, 2005, 8:52 pm
  • I think you meant its just Gary being Gary.

    Bozo the Homey August 6, 2005, 12:31 am
  • This coming from your team that has the biggest Mr. Know It All…a.k.a Curt Schilling. Oh, the irony.

    Look.In,Your.Own.Backyard August 6, 2005, 10:53 am
  • Gary actually pointed out that “it was proven, many years ago, that pi is a transcendental number–not only does it not terminate, it is not the solution to any integer polynomial equations. Kind of like e.” Then he said, “Bitch”.

    tom yf August 6, 2005, 11:45 am

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