ESPN.com, in their annual baseball preview section, takes a presidential campaign theme (because that hasn’t been tritely overdone yet).
Their "campaign slogans" for the Red Sox and Yankees?
Boston Red Sox: "Workers of the World, Unite"
New York Yankees: "Compassionate Conservatism"
Sure, that may offend your sensibilities, but at least it doesn’t offend your intellect. Oh, wait …
The Blue Jays think they acquired some needed grit and a winning attitude when they picked up former Cardinals David Eckstein and Scott Rolen.
Emphasis mine. Too bad they didn’t pick up some needed talent, or some needed healthy players.