Jason Giambi apologized to the New York Yankees. He apologized to his teammates. He apologized to fans. He never said why he was apologizing.
—The New York Times
Steroids, you say? Some other possibilities:
-That ding on Jeter’s Bentley? Whoops!
-There was no tumor. Spent last August watching “I Love the 80s” reruns
-Singing “Turning Japanese” in dugout during Matsui at bats
-Forgot to tape season finale of “Wife Swap” for A-Rod
-Regifting autographed Bernie Williams “Journey Within” CD
-Borrowing Sheffield’s “self-tanner” without permission
-Accidentally losing Kevin Brown’s squeezy ball
-Didn’t really get all the Yiddishkeit in Billy Crystal’s “700 Sundays”
-Missing Joe Torre’s Learning Annex appearance
-A certain deodorant ad [see above]
-Voted for Dubya
-2004 batting average: .208