Two games, one thread. Comment away.
Jeter down on 3 pitches…super-sized slump. Barf.
Gardner pops out. Lame.
Predictable K on the breaking ball for Tex. Jesus Christ we fucking suck.
AJ pitching like garbage…can’t find the strikezone. It’s going to be a long night. Until I turn it off because we suck. Walk. 1st and 2nd…no outs.
Error by ARod…bases loaded. COME ON YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! Unbelievable.
AJ is pathetic.
2-0 count…walk in a run…that would be great.
Walks in a fucking run. GREAT JOB!!!! 0-1. Let’s see if he even gets out of this inning without giving up 4 or 5 more…
STRIKE!!!!! WOO HOO!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME AJ!!!!
Huge DP…home to first. GET ONE MORE YOU MORONS!!!!
…still not out of trouble…2nd and 3rd.
K. 0-1. 38 pitches through 2…now our god-awful offense coming up. Yawn.
ARod = fail
Cano = fail
I guess the greatness that is SCOTT BAKER is too much for us…
Swish = fail
Here comes AJ to lose the game in the 3rd inning…losing 5 of 6 is awesome.
SIngle by Mauer. Here we go…
HE GOT AN OUT!!!! THAMES ACTUALLY CAUGHT THE BALL!!!
DP. Science be praised.
Our putrid bottom of the order. Yawn.
Thames = single
Miranda = fail
Cervelli = fail
Jeter = EPIC FAIL
This must be what it feels like to be a Pirates fan. We are playing like the fucking Pittsburgh Pirates.
Just checked on the Sox, watching the Bruins attempt to not blow the 3-0 series lead they had.
Ortiz with a 3 run HR in the 1st.
Promising night for Boston.
PS GO FLYERS!!!! I can’t believe I’m rooting for the Flyers…hate them and the Bruins. :)
lol…Flyers just scored. Trail 3-2 now.
Well, you guys beat my Sabres so you understand, right???
AJ settled down maybe? Couple K’s and no more runs…
Um hello??? McFly??? Some offense at some point please??? OH WAIT…HERE COMES RANDY WINN!!!! We’re good, he is so awesome…NOT! Swish out with the sandy vagina.
2nd time through the order now…no excuses for letting this douche run through you guys again with his 90 mph fastball. Christ.
“Well, you guys beat my Sabres so you understand, right???”
Yeah…I do. Just don’t want to see my team blow a 3-0 game series lead.
HR GARDNER!!!!! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 1-1
I understand…I root for a team that blew a 3-1 lead so… ;)
LET’S GO FLYERS!!!!
Single for Tex…RALLY!!!!
Walk…1st and 2nd, no outs for Cano…
David Ortiz homers again.
Flyers tie the game…shit shit shit.
GROUND RULE DOUBLE FOR CANO!!!! 2-1, 2nd and 3rd with NO OUTS!!!
Winn = fail
Thames = fail
Wasted opportunity by the pathetic bottom of our order…talk about a collection of EPIC SCRUBS!!!! NICE WORK WINN, THAMES AND MIRANDA!!! Losers.
K. Nice AJ.
HR Mauer. Pathetic. 2-2
GARDNER RUNS LIKE THE WIND!!!! 2 OUT RBI DOUBLE FOR TEX!!!! 3-2
STUPID FUCKING CALL BY THE THIRD BASE COACH!!!! YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!! ARod rips a single and the idiot waves home Tex who gets gunned by a mile…AWFUL COACHING THOMPSON YOU MORON!!!
So to recount…bottom of the order kills a rally and now the dumb-ass third base coach does too. GREAT WORK GUYS!!! IMPRESSIVE!!!
Cervelli with the canon nails the 3rd out trying to steal…silly rabbit.
MORE RUNS!!! You should score more runs than I’ve had beers…
3-3 Bruins vs Flyers, 2nd INT
Leadoff double for Cano…sexy.
Randy Winn is fucking awful. Just horrendous.
Thames is horrible too…these guys are pathetic. The new fangled RALLY KILLERS BABY!!! Nice work losers, you aren’t worthy of the pinstripes.
SURPRISE!!!! MIRANDA POPS OUT!!! WASTED LEADOFF DOUBLE!!! NICE JOB RALLY KILLERS!!!
Marte promptly blows the fucking lead…3-4. Great job asshole.
We all around suck ass.
How man men did the rally killers strand again??? Oh yeah…TONS.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU SUCK MARTE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cervelli leadoff single…LET’S GO YANKEES!!!! BE THE OPPOSITE OF MARTE AND THE RALLY KILLERS!!!
COME ON JETER!!!
well Krueg…like 40 seconds and I will have witnessed the second 3-0 lead collapse in my lifetime.
CAPTAIN CLUTCH WITH THE DOUBLE OFF OF DOUCHEBAG’S LEG!!!! 2nd and 3rd with NO OUTS!!!! COME ON GARDY!!!
Come on dude…
Wow. Flyers win. Unreal.
Gardner choke. 1 out.
Walking Tex to get to ARod…wow, talk about disrespect ARod…MAKE THEM PAY DAMNIT!!! BASES LOADED WITH 1 OUT!!!
LET’S GO AROD!!!!
JUST misses a double down the 3rd baseline…FUCK!!!!
AROD GRAND SLAM!!!!! YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! AROD IS CLUTCH AND CLUTCH IS EVERYTHING!!!! 7-4 CHAMPS!!!! POUNDING A BEER ON THAT ONE!!!!
JOBA STRIKES OUT THE SIDE IN THE 8TH!!!! STARTER MY ASS!!! ;)
Rally killer Miranda with a double!!!
RBI TRIPLE FOR CERVELLI!!!! 8-4!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! MIGHT POUND ANOTHER BEER!!!!
Negative reinforcement works again… :)
YEP!!!! MO TIME!!! GAME OVER!!!
SICK PLAY BY CANO!!!! THE BEST 2ND BASEMAN IN MLB!!!! 1 out.
Mauer vs Mo.
YANKEES WIN…THAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!!!!
That was an emotional rollercoaster. I’ll take it.
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