Stuck In The Middle: Royals-Yanks Gamer I

Felipe Paulino's sole win this season came on May 5th against the Yankes.  He gets the start for the Royals today, while Hiroki Kuroda is on the mound for New York.  In his last outing, Kuroda… well, let's just forget about that last outing.  Comment away.

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  • Manny B. to the DL now…
    Just keeps getting better and better.
    The Empire is crumbling.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:03 pm
  • AND Kuroda gives up a HR already…
    2 outs, 2 strikes…
    0-2.
    This season is over.
    No pitching. No offense. No D.
    No chance.
    Later.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:19 pm
  • W.E. S.T.I.N.K.

    IronHorse (YF) May 21, 2012, 7:21 pm
  • 0-for-1
    7-for-64

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:37 pm
  • Oh, and last place when we lose and the Sox win tonight.
    Last.
    Fucking.
    Place.
    $200 million.
    People need to fucking go down for this.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:39 pm
  • NO RUNS THAT INNING!!!!!
    HIROKI MADE IT THROUGH AN INNING WITHOUT GIVING UP A RUN!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:40 pm
  • Swish.
    4-for last-24
    Later loser.
    This is that fucking loser’s last year in NY.
    AND UP STEPS OUR $20 MILLION DEFENSIVE FIRST BASEMAN!!!
    7TH IN THE LINEUP, #1 IN PAYROLL!!!
    Fucking thief.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:44 pm
  • K.
    90 MPH FASTBALL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!!!!
    GREAT JOB TEX YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:45 pm
  • 1-2-3.
    No surprise there.
    We are now worse than the Royals.
    I can’t take this anymore.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:45 pm
  • Gio?
    Nah.
    Darvish?
    Nah.
    Kuroda?
    OH YES, SIGN ME UP!!!!
    Lee?
    Nah. Can’t trade Nunez.
    Pineda?
    YES, YES…sign me UP AGAIN!!!!
    Pineda. Surgery.
    Campos. DL.
    But it’s cool, because we have this GREAT young pitcher Manny B!!!!
    DL. Elbow.
    Brian Cashman. The worst fucking GM in baseball.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:48 pm
  • Positive?
    Krueg the Impaler is back. ;)

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 7:52 pm
  • 0-3.
    $10 million.
    Fucking embarrassment.
    We are about to get swept, at home, by the Kansas City Royals.
    We are worse than the Kansas City Royals.
    This entire fucking team, except Jeter and Mo, need to commit suicide.
    If they had any fucking pride, which they don’t.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 7:55 pm
  • Walks the fucking bases loaded…
    KILL YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!! HARI KARI IS CULTURALLY ACCEPTABLE!!!!
    Here’s the fun part.
    We have NO FARM SYSTEM whatsoever…
    AND…
    They are going to cut payroll…
    SO…
    With Brian Cashman running the ship…are we not already on the rocks??? How long until the ship breaks apart and sinks??? Will anyone survive???
    Can’t wait to see how many people are willing to pay $1000 a seat once we are a last-place team.
    OH WAIT. We already are…
    I’m thinking about burning my tickets for June. Why waste a day in NYC watching this pathetic bunch of fucking overpaid losers????

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:04 pm
  • krueg May 21, 2012, 8:06 pm
  • I don’t cheer for base hits anymore…
    7-for-65???
    Safe bet.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:08 pm
  • YES is saying 6-for-60…fine. Whatever.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:09 pm
  • Walk.
    Best case scenario.
    Well, here we fucking go again…
    Bases loaded with no outs.
    “Heart” of the order.
    Ha. No fucking heart.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:10 pm
  • A triple play would be perfect.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:11 pm
  • K.
    Looking.
    Here comes the DP.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:13 pm
  • 6-for-61

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:13 pm
  • K.
    2 outs.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:16 pm
  • 6-for-62.
    Up to Raul.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:17 pm
  • 6-for-63.
    I mean, what else can you fucking say?
    Bases loaded, no outs.
    No runs.
    Again.
    OK guys, I love you but I seriously cannot take this anymore.
    I always say I’m out, but this time I am.
    I hope you guys all have a great summer.

    krueg May 21, 2012, 8:19 pm
  • Taking a break from work and one eye on the the game to put both eyes on the game. Ouch, my eyes hurt.
    Garcia barely beat a footrace to get Dyson for the second out in the eighth. Good call by blue.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:45 pm
  • WP from Garcia that Martin can’t keep in front of him scores Falu. 6-0 KC.
    Damn them there eyes.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:47 pm
  • Raining, but not hard enough. Just enough to make it melancholy-er.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:48 pm
  • Freddy gets out of the inning with a pop to short.
    ARod, Raul, and Swisher for the eighth.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:54 pm
  • ARod with a sharp shot to the hot corner, nice play by Moustakas to get him.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:55 pm
  • I’m not so sure that Ibanez was late on the 2-1 rather than super early on the 2-2. Which he also misses.
    2 away to Swisher.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 9:57 pm
  • Who fans.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:01 pm
  • should have written that Swisher.. *break* .. who fans. Don’t want to piss off Who fans.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:02 pm
  • Teixeira to lead off the bottom of the ninth.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:08 pm
  • Teixeira doubles to the LF corner straight up the line.. rocket shot. Moustakas couldn’t get that one.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:10 pm
  • That’s it for Collins. Aaron Crow on to finish.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:12 pm
  • Jones pinches for Chavez. He’s a statue and gripes back to the pine.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:15 pm
  • Martin grounds out 6-3, Teixeira can’t advance. Jeter up for the last out.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:17 pm
  • Jeter lines out to second.
    Ball game. Shut out.
    RISP: 0-13 tonight

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:19 pm
  • Time to check out the rest of the Sox game.

    attackgerbil May 21, 2012, 10:21 pm

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