In what will continue to be, at least until he dons pinstripes and starts campaigning for Cotton Eye Joe for City Council, a source of sports-related political embarrassment), Curt Schilling has just spent time out on the trail telling us all how John McCain reminds us of his Red Sox. And how Barack Obama is "more of a Derek Jeter than an A-Rod". I am still trying to figure out what this means – Barack is a bigger winner? He can't go to his left (as if!)? He's hooking up with a Minka and not Madonna? Is he really trying to dissuade us from supporting the Big O?