I have an important message for you regarding Amendment Two. You see, there are these hucksters out there called ‘Scientists.’ If you haven’t known any of them, these are a bunch of shady fellows who want to make you think they are smarter and better than you by reading, studying, and then getting together to make up words and things you can’t find in the Bible.
Some of these ‘Scientists’ want you to believe that by researching something they call ‘stem cells’, they are going to find a cure for just about everything that ails you. Don’t be deceived. They think they can shoot invisible beams through your body and see a picture of your insides, but they can’t see the Truth. They say that with their electron microscopes they can see this so-called ‘DNA’ that proves we’re related to monkeys. Monkeys! They say there were dinosaurs, but no man ever saw one walking. They say they went to the moon, but no good person like you or me ever walked there with those so-called ‘astronauts.’ Don’t be deceived.
Take those ‘stem cells’ for example. Do you know where they get ‘stem cells’ from? They suck them right out of babies. That’s right, I said babies. To top it all off, these lying, hiding, thieving ‘scientists’ want you to put it in the Constitution that they can take your baby and copy it, just like running it through a Xerox, so they can make as many baby copies as they want to have to suck things out of. Here’s what to do with a Xerox machine: I sat on a Xerox once and sent a picture of my ass to the ACLU with a note that read, ‘Liberate This.’
So friends, I hope you will vote against Amendment Two. I’m Jeff Suppan. Join me, Carl Everett, L. Ron Hubbard, and the Forces of Truth in fighting anything we don’t understand or that (B/R)ush tells us to.