Tan, Rested, and Ready

So Joe is too busy oiling up and getting himself a base layer for Florida to show up at a good friend’s (and fellow Professor’s) wedding?  Get on that next flight to Mar-a-Lago, Joe, and lend some support – you know what’s right!

2 comments… add one

  • Joe. You gotta come. It’s gonna be absolutely the most spectacular, incredible, Trumptastic nuptials ever. We’re gonna make Charles & Di’s little party look like some third-rate Vegas hitching. I’m spending more than the the Mets are paying Beltran, and that’s just for the passed hors d’ouvres. Omarosa’s checking coats. John Paul is doing the service. Be there.

    The Donald January 20, 2005, 9:51 am
  • Mai Tais by the pool and the new friends we have come to call our “girls gone wild”, or the spectacle of your extra-manicured combover walking down the aisle for the who-knows-how-manieth time and fashion smalltalk with that loudmouth Andre Leon? I think I’ll stick it out here on the big island. Good luck, old friend.

    Joe T. January 20, 2005, 10:34 am

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