Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems Texas Teixeira Two Step: Yanks-Rangers Gamer III Post author By attackgerbil Post date May 27, 2009 77 Comments on Texas Teixeira Two Step: Yanks-Rangers Gamer III Yep, late again. Teix already grabbed a two-run dinger in the top of the first. Comment away. ← Road Worriers: Sox-Twins Gamer III → CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 77 replies on “Texas Teixeira Two Step: Yanks-Rangers Gamer III” It’s all good AG…Teixeira CRUSHED that HR.. COME ON AJ YOU DICKHOLE!!!! WIN A F-CKING GAME YOU PATHETIC DOUCHE!!! Bad thunderstorm here just took out the satellite feed…damn it. Alright…back up just in time to see AJ give up yet another hit. COME ON YOU LOSER!!! Nice tag Jeter…not. feed went out again…COME ON!!! Only took him 57 pitches to get out of the 1st…YOU SUCK AJ!!!! Swisher is awful…lost us the game yesterday. Walk or K??? Which will it be??? Big pop up to the 1st base…YOU BLOW MONKEY BALLS SWISHER YOU PIECE OF MUNG!!!!! Gardner K…worthless. Kevin Cash is the worst of them all…Hip Hip will be back Friday and Cash will be toast. Thank god. Cash gets a lucky-ass double… 3-0!!!! CAPTAIN CLUTCH WITH THE RBI DOUBLE!!!! YESSSS!!!! Now if AJ can actually pitch a decent game for once… Jeter’s on fire, just in time for Damon’s slump. I was just thinking the same thing…weird. If they all ever get on the same page, LOOK OUT!!!!! That seemed like a shit call???? Damon sucks balls…metro-douche. AJ THREW A STRIKE!!!! WOO HOO!!!! HE COULDN’T STRIKE OUT MY GRANDMOTHER!!! Walk…how many ways can I say it??? AJ BURNETT IS PUTRID!!!! GET SOMEBODY OUT YOU HACK!!! Pavano Jr. HE GOT AN OUT!!!! HE GOT AN OUT!!!! UNREAL!!! That’s never the way it works with offenses, but the mark of a good offense is when others slump, other guys pick up the pace. The Yanks have a good offense this year. Why is “DICKHOLE” not censored while “F-CKING” is? FUCKING A K??? Really??? About time ass… So yeah, swears aren’t actually censored. Apologies. Dickhole doesn’t seem as bad…you could say dickhole on prime time TV! Oh…I self censor since AG bitch-slapped me… Another K!!!! Maybe DICKHOLE is starting to listen to me… You know, though? Burnett does look like a dickhole. It really fits! Just like Beckett looks like a fuckface. Wow, Nolan Ryan is white and fat. I bet he could still kick Ventura’s ass. Watch it with the language guys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….Becket is such a douche. Good, but a douche. Teixeira 2 for 2…he is KILLING IT!!! COME ON AROD YOU BASTARD!!! That sucked. Shut up DICKHOLE!!!! ;) THAT sucked. Christ…that was pathetic. Typical, but pathetic. COME ON IDIOTS!!! Smoke break…can’t watch AJ blow this lead with his dickhole-ness. AJ got 2 quick outs??? Seriously??? 1-2-3 inning…about time. Can Matsui do anything? Besides make outs??? SWISHER GOT A HIT!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! That magnificent dickhole! Dickhole just got squeezed on that pitch…BS. STUPID AS-HOLE UMP!!! Here comes the patented dickhole meltdown… What is he up to…98 pitches through 3.2 innings??? HUGE K!!!! Need some more runs now please… Captain Clutch 3 for 3!!!! Um…Damon? Hello McFly??? HELLO??? Of course…weak pop fly. ASS!!! COME ON TEIXERIA!!!! COME ON!!!! DAMMIT!!!! AROD will K…or walk. Probably K. AROD DOUBLE!!!! COME ON CANO!!! MORE RUNS!!! Cano sucks with 2 outs and RISP… CANO CHOKE JOB!!!! Here we go…AJ will implode this inning. KEVIN CASH MADE A PLAY!!!! WOW!!! MATSUI BOMB!!!! 4-0!!! Great bunt Gardner… 6-0! MATSUI BOMB #2!!!!! 8-0!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!! Christ….Veras. If anyone can blow an 8 run lead…it’s this clown. WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOUCHE IN PINSTRIPES???? F-CKING LEADOFF DOUBLE!!!! YOU SUCK VERAS!!!! HERPES IS TOO GOOD A FATE FOR YOU!!!! Veras has got to be one of the worst pitchers in Yankee history. Just cut his sorry-ass. 8-2 walk…GET HIM THE F-CK OUT OF THE GAME JOE!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! FINALLY!!!!! 0.1 inning pitched for as-hole…2 runs. HOW BAD DOES THIS GUY BLOW DONKEY BALLS????? Robertson in to face Josh… K!!!! NICE!!!! David Robertson gets out of the inning…1-2. Beautiful. MAN we need some bullpen help… Damon = totally suck Wang coming in for the 8th…this should be interesting. DONNIE BASEBALL CLIP!!! WITH SCOOTER MAKING THE CALL!!!! Sweet… Wang with the K!!!! NICE!!!! Got a grounder…2 outs. NICE!!!! Great catch Johnny!!!! 1-2-3 inning for Wang… CANO LAUNCHES A HR!!!!! 9-2!!!! Cash gets blasted in the back to load the bases for…CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!! Boneheaded running play by Berroa…meh, 9-2 going into the bottom of the 9th. Wang out for the bottom of the 9th… YANKEES WIN!!!! THEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!! TIed for 1st in the AL East??? 0.5 games off of the best record in the AL??? Rowdy. Comments are closed.