Texas Teixeira Two Step: Yanks-Rangers Gamer III

Yep, late again. Teix already grabbed a two-run dinger in the top of the first. Comment away.

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  • It’s all good AG…Teixeira CRUSHED that HR..
    COME ON AJ YOU DICKHOLE!!!! WIN A F-CKING GAME YOU PATHETIC DOUCHE!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:20 pm
  • Bad thunderstorm here just took out the satellite feed…damn it.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:22 pm
  • Alright…back up just in time to see AJ give up yet another hit. COME ON YOU LOSER!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:23 pm
  • Nice tag Jeter…not.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:26 pm
  • feed went out again…COME ON!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:26 pm
  • Only took him 57 pitches to get out of the 1st…YOU SUCK AJ!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:31 pm
  • Swisher is awful…lost us the game yesterday. Walk or K??? Which will it be???

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:32 pm
  • Big pop up to the 1st base…YOU BLOW MONKEY BALLS SWISHER YOU PIECE OF MUNG!!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
  • Gardner K…worthless.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:34 pm
  • Kevin Cash is the worst of them all…Hip Hip will be back Friday and Cash will be toast. Thank god.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:35 pm
  • Cash gets a lucky-ass double…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:35 pm
  • 3-0!!!! CAPTAIN CLUTCH WITH THE RBI DOUBLE!!!! YESSSS!!!! Now if AJ can actually pitch a decent game for once…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:37 pm
  • Jeter’s on fire, just in time for Damon’s slump.

    AndrewYF May 27, 2009, 8:37 pm
  • I was just thinking the same thing…weird. If they all ever get on the same page, LOOK OUT!!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
  • That seemed like a shit call???? Damon sucks balls…metro-douche.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:39 pm
  • AJ THREW A STRIKE!!!! WOO HOO!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:41 pm
  • HE COULDN’T STRIKE OUT MY GRANDMOTHER!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:42 pm
  • Walk…how many ways can I say it??? AJ BURNETT IS PUTRID!!!! GET SOMEBODY OUT YOU HACK!!! Pavano Jr.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:43 pm
  • HE GOT AN OUT!!!! HE GOT AN OUT!!!! UNREAL!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:46 pm
  • That’s never the way it works with offenses, but the mark of a good offense is when others slump, other guys pick up the pace. The Yanks have a good offense this year.

    AndrewYF May 27, 2009, 8:46 pm
  • Why is “DICKHOLE” not censored while “F-CKING” is?

    Rob May 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
  • FUCKING

    AndrewYF May 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
  • A K??? Really??? About time ass…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
  • So yeah, swears aren’t actually censored. Apologies.

    AndrewYF May 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
  • Dickhole doesn’t seem as bad…you could say dickhole on prime time TV!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
  • Oh…I self censor since AG bitch-slapped me…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:49 pm
  • Another K!!!! Maybe DICKHOLE is starting to listen to me…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:50 pm
  • You know, though? Burnett does look like a dickhole. It really fits!
    Just like Beckett looks like a fuckface.

    Rob May 27, 2009, 8:52 pm
  • Wow, Nolan Ryan is white and fat.
    I bet he could still kick Ventura’s ass.

    Rob May 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
  • Watch it with the language guys.

    AndrewYF May 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….Becket is such a douche. Good, but a douche.
    Teixeira 2 for 2…he is KILLING IT!!! COME ON AROD YOU BASTARD!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
  • That sucked.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
  • Shut up DICKHOLE!!!! ;)

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:55 pm
  • THAT sucked.

    Rob May 27, 2009, 8:55 pm
  • Christ…that was pathetic. Typical, but pathetic. COME ON IDIOTS!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:55 pm
  • Smoke break…can’t watch AJ blow this lead with his dickhole-ness.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 8:57 pm
  • AJ got 2 quick outs??? Seriously???

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:02 pm
  • 1-2-3 inning…about time.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:03 pm
  • Can Matsui do anything? Besides make outs???

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:06 pm
  • SWISHER GOT A HIT!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:10 pm
  • That magnificent dickhole!

    doug YF May 27, 2009, 9:16 pm
  • Dickhole just got squeezed on that pitch…BS.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
  • STUPID AS-HOLE UMP!!! Here comes the patented dickhole meltdown…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
  • What is he up to…98 pitches through 3.2 innings???

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:23 pm
  • HUGE K!!!! Need some more runs now please…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:25 pm
  • Captain Clutch 3 for 3!!!! Um…Damon? Hello McFly??? HELLO???

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:28 pm
  • Of course…weak pop fly. ASS!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:29 pm
  • COME ON TEIXERIA!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
  • COME ON!!!! DAMMIT!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
  • AROD will K…or walk. Probably K.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:32 pm
  • AROD DOUBLE!!!! COME ON CANO!!! MORE RUNS!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:34 pm
  • Cano sucks with 2 outs and RISP…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:35 pm
  • CANO CHOKE JOB!!!! Here we go…AJ will implode this inning.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:36 pm
  • KEVIN CASH MADE A PLAY!!!! WOW!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:43 pm
  • MATSUI BOMB!!!! 4-0!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:48 pm
  • Great bunt Gardner…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:53 pm
  • 6-0!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 9:58 pm
  • MATSUI BOMB #2!!!!! 8-0!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
  • Christ….Veras. If anyone can blow an 8 run lead…it’s this clown.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
  • WHY THE HELL IS THIS DOUCHE IN PINSTRIPES???? F-CKING LEADOFF DOUBLE!!!! YOU SUCK VERAS!!!! HERPES IS TOO GOOD A FATE FOR YOU!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:38 pm
  • Veras has got to be one of the worst pitchers in Yankee history. Just cut his sorry-ass. 8-2

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:45 pm
  • walk…GET HIM THE F-CK OUT OF THE GAME JOE!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:46 pm
  • FINALLY!!!!! 0.1 inning pitched for as-hole…2 runs. HOW BAD DOES THIS GUY BLOW DONKEY BALLS?????

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
  • Robertson in to face Josh…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
  • K!!!! NICE!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
  • David Robertson gets out of the inning…1-2. Beautiful. MAN we need some bullpen help…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
  • Damon = totally suck

    krueg May 27, 2009, 10:58 pm
  • Wang coming in for the 8th…this should be interesting.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:03 pm
  • DONNIE BASEBALL CLIP!!! WITH SCOOTER MAKING THE CALL!!!! Sweet…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:04 pm
  • Wang with the K!!!! NICE!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:06 pm
  • Got a grounder…2 outs. NICE!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:07 pm
  • Great catch Johnny!!!! 1-2-3 inning for Wang…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:09 pm
  • CANO LAUNCHES A HR!!!!! 9-2!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:12 pm
  • Cash gets blasted in the back to load the bases for…CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
  • Boneheaded running play by Berroa…meh, 9-2 going into the bottom of the 9th.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:23 pm
  • Wang out for the bottom of the 9th…

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:25 pm
  • YANKEES WIN!!!! THEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!
    TIed for 1st in the AL East??? 0.5 games off of the best record in the AL??? Rowdy.

    krueg May 27, 2009, 11:32 pm

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