by SF on May 8, 2009 at 9:22 am in
General Baseball,General Red Sox,General Yankees,Humor,Steroids · 47 comments
You have “E.D.” too?
YanksFanSince76 May 8, 2009 at 9:44 am
“A-Rod’s lips are sealed (look closely at photo), A-Rod will not say a word. You will not hear A-Rod name names. Going forward though A-Rod will begin to point to any and all steroid offenders that A-Rod knows.”
- Alex Rodriguez
(In my head I just picture Alex referring to himself like Jimmy from Seinfeld did…)
Hey I tried.
John - YF May 8, 2009 at 9:44 am
I did not have sex with that woman…
David Pinto May 8, 2009 at 10:01 am
Wow, that HCG really brings out some good color in your roots!
Benjamin May 8, 2009 at 10:03 am
I bet you get caught first.
EP-SF May 8, 2009 at 10:13 am
What happens at the All Star game, stays at the All Star game.
maxwell horse May 8, 2009 at 10:15 am
Damnit, I just clicked on the jpeg link. This prize is a sham! I feel so used.
maxwell horse May 8, 2009 at 10:16 am
“I told you to stop calling my cousin!”
sticky_bit May 8, 2009 at 10:17 am
Yo, man. If you don’t stop beating up 70 year old men at the park, they’re going to link this crap to roid rage. You have to chill out, buddy. What the hell? That bitch over there has been following me everywhere.
Brad May 8, 2009 at 10:19 am
“Manny, can I poke your fanny?”
TJ Sox Fan May 8, 2009 at 10:36 am
“I see you are into Kabbalah too!”
SF May 8, 2009 at 11:04 am
See, what you need to do is blame it on something your doctor prescribed for you for a private matter and he *thought* wouldn’t interfere with the drug policy. You got that!?
leah. May 8, 2009 at 11:07 am
“Do those pills make your hair longer too?”
Atheose May 8, 2009 at 11:22 am
For the last time–I’m not going to introduce you to Madonna! But if you’re nice to me, I might let you meet my cousin.
SamW May 8, 2009 at 11:23 am
I’d rather confess than wear that wig to hide my big, acne head
chrisj May 8, 2009 at 11:28 am
I told you getting that sex change would only get you in trouble.
Michael Myett May 8, 2009 at 11:39 am
“I knew your D-cups weren’t natural.’
ponch - sf May 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Pull my finger. I smell like lady farts.
Hit Dog May 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm
“So what do you take to hit in the clutch?”
IronHorse May 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
….said, ‘pull my finger.’ So I did. And then she tooted three bars of “Material Girl.” Amazing muscle control. Anyhoo, it’s really hard to find support AND comfort. You really need a custom fitting.
attackgerbil May 8, 2009 at 12:44 pm
oop.. ponch and hitdog already covered it.
attackgerbil May 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm
“…like this big, I’m telling you.”
AW May 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Manny: “Hey, do I smell Madonna?”
Atheose May 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“hahahahaha you guys are stuck with that Lugo guy over there hahahahaha”
SF May 8, 2009 at 1:25 pm
“Don’t call me bitch tits!!!”
krueg May 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm
“That guy over there beats his wife right?”
walein May 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm
“I know, they all seem to think we’re horses right?”
walein May 8, 2009 at 2:19 pm
“Here, Manny, you’ve got a spot of foam on the corner of your mouth. Lemme get that for you.”
smh00a May 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm
“When I do this, my right one lactates. When I do it with the left, nothing happens. Go figure.”
Nick-YF May 8, 2009 at 3:14 pm
“hey, does this smell like old lady to you?”
sf rod May 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm
(I don’t know if we’re voting, but Atheose’s one about 8 replies up gets the win from me)
ponch - sf May 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
sorry ath, didn’t see yours.
sf rod May 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
since ath beat me to it, i’ll try again.
“no, no, no. we’ll try it again. it goes…where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe”
sf rod May 8, 2009 at 3:40 pm
If I had to vote I’d go with Krueg’s, which made me laugh out loud.
Atheose May 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
“Your hair tie is stunning…wanna do some roids?”
Devine May 8, 2009 at 4:16 pm
“No, really. Shoot up in your eye. Really.”
I'mBillMcNeal May 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm
“Rememeber, if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours I know a woman you can see”
Rob SF May 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
“Manny, you’re my brown-eyed girl.”
Paul SF May 8, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Manny: “It’s okay, I have the NYU Delta Zeta sorority house on speed dial for such an occasion.”
Atheose May 8, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That would be immediately followed up with something like….
Wait what… we have who at third while im on th DL….
You can use the same bit for most of the bullpen :)
TJ Sox Fan May 8, 2009 at 8:51 pm
You want more fuego? You should take what Madonna takes before we sado maso.
birdmanofvt May 8, 2009 at 11:05 pm
“i’m telling you man, that shit’ll turn your lips blue…”
dc May 9, 2009 at 7:54 am
derekclive May 9, 2009 at 7:56 am
AROD ~”Hey Manny, I know you are going for the Rue Paul look with the hair and man boobs… If you really want to go all the way with that, I got this cousin who can hook you up with some good stuff…”
Ronnie May 9, 2009 at 9:39 am
No worries, I’ve been doing it for years and they’ve yet to catch on.
Shmooove May 10, 2009 at 11:23 am
Not funny, man, you *know* the needle goes in the fleshy part of the glute. If you ever stick me in my taint again, I’m gonna kick your ass.
Shmooove May 10, 2009 at 11:29 am
“Those female hormones really make your hair shine!”
the mayor May 10, 2009 at 10:56 pm
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