The First Official YFSF Open Caption Contest

Winner gets a YFSF-endorsed "clean-blogger" grab bag.
47 comments… add one
  • You have “E.D.” too?

    YanksFanSince76 May 8, 2009, 9:44 am
  • “A-Rod’s lips are sealed (look closely at photo), A-Rod will not say a word. You will not hear A-Rod name names. Going forward though A-Rod will begin to point to any and all steroid offenders that A-Rod knows.”
    – Alex Rodriguez
    (In my head I just picture Alex referring to himself like Jimmy from Seinfeld did…)
    Hey I tried.

    John - YF May 8, 2009, 9:44 am
  • I did not have sex with that woman…

    David Pinto May 8, 2009, 10:01 am
  • Wow, that HCG really brings out some good color in your roots!

    Benjamin May 8, 2009, 10:03 am
  • I bet you get caught first.

    EP-SF May 8, 2009, 10:13 am
  • What happens at the All Star game, stays at the All Star game.

    maxwell horse May 8, 2009, 10:15 am
  • Damnit, I just clicked on the jpeg link. This prize is a sham! I feel so used.

    maxwell horse May 8, 2009, 10:16 am
  • “I told you to stop calling my cousin!”

    sticky_bit May 8, 2009, 10:17 am
  • Yo, man. If you don’t stop beating up 70 year old men at the park, they’re going to link this crap to roid rage. You have to chill out, buddy. What the hell? That bitch over there has been following me everywhere.

    Brad May 8, 2009, 10:19 am
  • “Manny, can I poke your fanny?”

    TJ Sox Fan May 8, 2009, 10:36 am
  • “I see you are into Kabbalah too!”

    SF May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
  • See, what you need to do is blame it on something your doctor prescribed for you for a private matter and he *thought* wouldn’t interfere with the drug policy. You got that!?

    leah. May 8, 2009, 11:07 am
  • “Do those pills make your hair longer too?”

    Atheose May 8, 2009, 11:22 am
  • For the last time–I’m not going to introduce you to Madonna! But if you’re nice to me, I might let you meet my cousin.

    SamW May 8, 2009, 11:23 am
  • I’d rather confess than wear that wig to hide my big, acne head

    chrisj May 8, 2009, 11:28 am
  • I told you getting that sex change would only get you in trouble.

    Michael Myett May 8, 2009, 11:39 am
  • “I knew your D-cups weren’t natural.’

    ponch - sf May 8, 2009, 12:26 pm
  • Pull my finger. I smell like lady farts.

    Hit Dog May 8, 2009, 12:36 pm
  • “So what do you take to hit in the clutch?”

    IronHorse May 8, 2009, 12:38 pm
  • ….said, ‘pull my finger.’ So I did. And then she tooted three bars of “Material Girl.” Amazing muscle control. Anyhoo, it’s really hard to find support AND comfort. You really need a custom fitting.

    attackgerbil May 8, 2009, 12:44 pm
  • oop.. ponch and hitdog already covered it.

    attackgerbil May 8, 2009, 12:47 pm
  • “…like this big, I’m telling you.”

    AW May 8, 2009, 12:53 pm
  • Manny: “Hey, do I smell Madonna?”

    Atheose May 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
  • “hahahahaha you guys are stuck with that Lugo guy over there hahahahaha”

    SF May 8, 2009, 1:25 pm
  • “Don’t call me bitch tits!!!”

    krueg May 8, 2009, 1:38 pm
  • “That guy over there beats his wife right?”

    walein May 8, 2009, 2:18 pm
  • “I know, they all seem to think we’re horses right?”

    walein May 8, 2009, 2:19 pm
  • “Here, Manny, you’ve got a spot of foam on the corner of your mouth. Lemme get that for you.”

    smh00a May 8, 2009, 2:21 pm
  • “When I do this, my right one lactates. When I do it with the left, nothing happens. Go figure.”

    Nick-YF May 8, 2009, 3:14 pm
  • “hey, does this smell like old lady to you?”

    sf rod May 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
  • (I don’t know if we’re voting, but Atheose’s one about 8 replies up gets the win from me)

    ponch - sf May 8, 2009, 3:34 pm
  • sorry ath, didn’t see yours.

    sf rod May 8, 2009, 3:34 pm
  • since ath beat me to it, i’ll try again.
    “no, no, no. we’ll try it again. it goes…where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe”

    sf rod May 8, 2009, 3:40 pm
  • If I had to vote I’d go with Krueg’s, which made me laugh out loud.

    Atheose May 8, 2009, 3:44 pm
  • “Your hair tie is stunning…wanna do some roids?”

    Devine May 8, 2009, 4:16 pm
  • “No, really. Shoot up in your eye. Really.”

    I'mBillMcNeal May 8, 2009, 4:24 pm
  • “Rememeber, if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours I know a woman you can see”

    Rob SF May 8, 2009, 4:45 pm
  • “Manny, you’re my brown-eyed girl.”

    Paul SF May 8, 2009, 4:53 pm
  • Manny: “It’s okay, I have the NYU Delta Zeta sorority house on speed dial for such an occasion.”

    Atheose May 8, 2009, 5:37 pm
  • That would be immediately followed up with something like….
    Wait what… we have who at third while im on th DL….
    You can use the same bit for most of the bullpen :)

    TJ Sox Fan May 8, 2009, 8:51 pm
  • You want more fuego? You should take what Madonna takes before we sado maso.

    birdmanofvt May 8, 2009, 11:05 pm
  • “i’m telling you man, that shit’ll turn your lips blue…”

    dc May 9, 2009, 7:54 am
  • Garnier Fructose?

    derekclive May 9, 2009, 7:56 am
  • AROD ~”Hey Manny, I know you are going for the Rue Paul look with the hair and man boobs… If you really want to go all the way with that, I got this cousin who can hook you up with some good stuff…”

    Ronnie May 9, 2009, 9:39 am
  • No worries, I’ve been doing it for years and they’ve yet to catch on.

    Shmooove May 10, 2009, 11:23 am
  • Not funny, man, you *know* the needle goes in the fleshy part of the glute. If you ever stick me in my taint again, I’m gonna kick your ass.

    Shmooove May 10, 2009, 11:29 am
  • “Those female hormones really make your hair shine!”

    the mayor May 10, 2009, 10:56 pm

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