Categories General Yankees Humor The Heartbreak Kid Post author By SF Post date August 27, 2009 8 Comments on The Heartbreak Kid For YF, if this news is true. There will be others, don't you worry. ← PAPI! → Bye Brad 8 replies on “The Heartbreak Kid” The Yankee captain and the actress are telling close pals to “save the date” for nuptials in the fall. “The wedding is being planned and will take place after baseball season is over” So hopefully a wedding date of October 15. no one in jakarta cares about this. this is when i feel lonely. Why on earth would he get married??? She’s hot and all but he’s DEREK FREAKIN’ JETER!!! This is sad, very sad… krueg, clearly you have not enjoyed the thrill of marriage and parenthood. or maybe you have?! ;-) I’m married SF…no offspring yet, if ever. And that’s exactly why I said what I said!!!! ;) who gives a poop?…the jeter obsession continues…think she affects his range?….hmmm She should affect the range in a good way. Unless he’s starts to daydream about her on the infield,hehe. But I don’t think that’s gonna happen. When asked if they planned on having children, Minka expressed doubt. “One of my ovaries never fully developed,” she said, “and that’s the tube Derek’s swimmers keep going towards. The doctor says they’re having trouble moving to the left…” Sorry, couldn’t resist the bad joke. Comments are closed.