Cleveland sports fans are reeling from last night's events. Lebron's greatness wasn't enough. To add insult to injury, CC Sabathia dominated his former team in his return to Cleveland. And just for extra measure, their beloved Indians have Carl Pavano pitching the first game of the post-basketball season.
Brutal.
The Yanks go for the sweep with the Franchise at the mound. Go Yanks!
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P-Hughe makes me nervous. Watch Pavano dominate us.
leadoff double for the captain!!!!
Jetes with the double off the wall. He’s turning on pitches more this season. I like.
Damon fails.
damon doesn’t get jeter over…weak pop out.
Teixeira time???
grounder…jeter to 3rd. come on arod.
arod just misses the bloop double…here comes the K now.
warning track power for arod…wasted opportunity.
A-Rod gets under it. Pavano looks very hittable, but doesn’t he always? Nothing to show for it though.
Let’s see which Phil showed up to pitch today…
they’re missing their two best hitters as well…grady and martinez are both out. No excuse p-hughe!!!
K…nice!
another K…super nice!
phil hits him…1st with 2 outs. has 2 strikes on him too.
jeter with a nice play to cano to get the 3rd out. nice inning for phil…threw a lot of pitches though I think?
…ranged to his left by the way to make said play.
carl laying us down…easily. come on.
this is disgusting. he is making us look foolish. get it together.
another K…
2 quick outs.
4 K’s for phil in 2 innings. impressive so far.
time to score some f-ing runs dudes. like, now.
2 quick outs by #8 and #9 hitters…back to the top. stop making pavano and his 85 mph fastball right down the middle look good please…
we go down with a whimper. pathetic.
bad things are happening man…bad things.
hughes meltdown eminent.
walks bases loaded. 1 out. here we go.
0-2. game.
bad phil has shown up today.
50 pitches with 1 out in the 3rd inning…great.
drills him…bases loaded again. Go to wang. do it now. hughes sucks.
he cannot pitch out of trouble. we all know this.
0-3. 2 outs. swish has no arm. game is over. f-ck.
thank god he got out of it…relatively speaking. 0-3. time for some hits off sorry-ass pavano?
arod single…we finally got a hit. 2 outs though. this blows.
first pitch out for cano. 0-3 b4 pathetic.
K…come on hughes you douche.
quick inning for phil. better.
now we need some hits please?
godzilla flys out. great.
single for swish.
gardner hits into a dp. putrid. no chance. game over. phil’s good for another couple runs this inning.
gardner blows the liner…double. game.
another hit…1st and 3rd. no outs. it’s over. get hughes out of the game. he is a joke.
complete, utter meltdown. hughes trademark unfortunately.
tomko up in the bullpen. great job hughes. not.
1 out.
0-4. 2 outs. this is pathetic.
0-4 e5
cervelli to get something started???
nope.
bs call on jeter at first. he was clearly safe. 2 outs. game over.
TEIXIERA BOMB!!!! 2-4!!!!
got a couple back…let’s see if phil comes back out or it’s bullpen scrubs.
wang in.
K!
K!
single.
Teixeira has ANOTHER homer? Jesus christ, that makes 16 for May alone. That’s 96 over the course of a season. Unreal.
cervelli guns him down…great tag jeter. nice inning for wang. need more runs…now.
Also, $20 says Wang is back in the rotation for Hughes’ next start.
1 out. how are you guys going to let pavano beat you? humiliating.
godzilla infield single…squibbler down the third base line. RALLY!!! LET”S GO!!!!
K for swish. 2 outs.
3 outs. 2-4 b7
wang back out…
Nothing wrong with leaving your way out, Krueg.
Sorry, it’s been a while since I’ve made a Wang penis joke.
1 out.
*rimshot*
Errr, that meant to say “Wang”, not “way”. Sigh.
2 outs. both grounders to teixeira.
single.
hip hip in to hit…quickly 0-2.
2-2
3-2
K. f-ck.
captain clutch legs out a single…let’s go johnny.
pavano out? damn.
DOUBLE FOR JOHNNY!!!! 2nd and 3rd…1 out!!! COME ON TEIXEIRA!!!
2-1 count to Teixeira…their pitcher blew an o-ring, back to the bullpen…
3-1
3-2
2 run double for texeira!!!! CLUTCH CARGO BABY!!!! TIE GAME!!!! 4-4
arod time?
0-1
1-1
2-1
3-1
arod got him to 3rd at least I guess…3rd, 2 outs. come on cano!!!
1-0
2-0
2-1
3-1
cano chokes. 4-4 b8
wang walks the leadoff guy…f-ck.
bunts the guy to 2nd…1 out. christ.
K…2 outs.
pop out to johnny. 3 outs. whew.
Fuck you Mark Teixeira.
2-0 to godzilla…
wow.
2-2
3-2
leadoff walk. pinch runner pena to steal?
swish squares…1-0
nice bunt by swish…pena to 2nd. 1 out.
come on gardner.
1-0
1-1
1-2
gardner infield single…1st and 3rd. 1 out. captain clutch steps to the plate…
i mean hip hip!!!!
1-0 to jorge
just need a SAC fly…
1-1
2-1
bs strike call…2-2
f-cking dp. great job jorge. walk-off for the tribe now…
Jorge GIDP. Smiley face. Sorry for the Schadenfreude.
coke in…this could be bad.
you are such a hater ath…just admit it!
lead off f-cking walk. big surprise. we had our chances in this one.
Nice job Coke.
sac bunt…2nd and 1 out. single and it’s over.
Sac bunt with 2 strikes? The balls on that kid.
coke leaves in shame…robertson coming in. man, out bullpen is horrible.
he walks first batter…what the f-ck.
game. yankees lose. great job bullpen and pathetic offense, minus teixera. you guys suck.
Game over. Sorry again, but the Sox really needed to gain a game today.
Look on the brightside Krueg: at least Pavano didn’t get the win.