The Kosher Connection: If Only Derek Would Convert

How about this for an infield: Kevin Youkilis (.288/.391/.457) at first, Ian Kinsler (.267/.350/.453) at second, Ryan Braun (.332/.379/.637) at third. As Jonah Keri notes, it’s been a banner year for baseballers from the tribe, and I don’t mean the Indians. All we need is a decent bat at short. What the heck, we’ll take Eckstein—he’s got the name, if not the blood. L’chaim!

3 comments… add one
  • If I didnt blow out my arm in high school you would be putting me up there too about this time.

    the shantee September 4, 2007, 4:05 pm
  • I’m trying really hard to think of a good Jewish joke, but for some reason I can’t. I apologize to everyone for my sudden lack of humorous racism.

    Atheose September 4, 2007, 7:15 pm
  • No Jew jokes? Come on!
    Q: What do you call a Jewish dillemma
    A: A free ham

    doug YF September 5, 2007, 12:20 am

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