There were five of them this afternoon (Crosby, Halsey, Navarro, Phillips, and Proctor), as the Yanks departed the Stadium for Beantown with a playoff birth in hand. Such rookie hazing is a tradition with the Bombers, and so is making it to the postseason, now for the 10th year in a row. Congratulations boys, though we know you have bigger things in mind: “It’s an accomplishment to make it to the playoffs, but it’s not our goal,” says Jeets. But first things first: time to send the Bosox to Heartbreak Hotel.
The Elvises Have Left the Building
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