Well, it can’t get any worse right? Okay, well, maybe it can: Hudson, Mulder, and Zito are up next. But at least there’s a day off. And while The Boss might suggest more BP, I say fuck it, now’s the time for a big night out on the town—chill with a supermodel, down a little Cristal, reject a Hilton sister, get the confidence back up. So if you’re reading this Derek, Bernie, A-Rod, and Jason, consider it an invitation. Tomorrow night. Pangaea. Be there around 2, when things start to groove. First round’s on me.