Keeping with YF’s simplistic representation of us Sox fans as only able to look at the black cloud around the silver lining, I figured I’d offer my "Jeter Meter" doppelganger. So, here goes:
There is no easier debate than to discuss the woeful state of King Cowboy Down’s game. In fact, there is even a thread over at SoSH discussing "what can be done with KM". Besides buying him a set of concrete cleats and dumping him in Boston Harbor, I think we’re stuck watching one of Tito’s pets play on a semi-regular basis. His VORP stinks, his batting average is middling, he gets nothing but walks and singles, and he fields like Ashlee Simpson sings. To wit:
Away Slugging vs Lefties: .182
E: 7 in 94 games at 1B
Messages in SoSH What to Do with Millar thread: 98 (and counting)
P.S. You guys are getting Bellhorn.