The Onion does it again:

Every Song On Radio Reminds Man Of Red Sox Loss
BOSTON—Every song on the radio reminds Red Sox fan Patrick O’Malley of the team’s loss to the New York Yankees in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series. “‘One Call Away’ on 94.5 reminded me of how [manager] Grady Little’s call kept Pedro Martinez on the mound in the eighth,” O’Malley said Monday. “So I flipped over to 97.9, but then Van Halen’s ‘Poundcake’ reminded me of how Yankee batter Aaron Boone pounded Tim Wakefield’s knuckleball over the fence.” O’Malley then switched to AM radio, where a farm report reminded him of that corndog he threw on the ground when Boone crossed home plate in the game’s 11th inning.

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