The Red Sox should ship

The Red Sox should ship Manny as far away as possible. Hanshin Tigers, anyone? The Detroit Tigers would be an even better option… I mean, if you AREN’T sick, but don’t want to play, at the very least you should stay inside, watch some Spectravision(tm), and do everything you can to avoid being seen in public, as in having daiquiris with Enrique Wilson and blabbing to ESPN about how playing for the Yankees is your dream. They should ship this no-class d*ck as far away from first place as is humanly possible.