Randy Winn rents out the bags under his eyes. What’s next, a stenciled message in the goatee?
Winn always looks as if he’s about to cry when he’s in the box. He looks so scared to be batting.
As a fan of Team USA, I’m scared when he’s batting. Not exactly Jim Edmonds out there.
I went to the same college as Winn. He doesn’t put out a very confident vibe. Maybe it’s because Nash was cashing in on all the good poon while Winn got the “second string”.
Hey, at least he’s good enough for a 3 year deal in SF.
It would be cool if players just started putting blue or green screen applications under their eyes and then on tv they could CGI different commercials onto their faces. It would also allow for stuff like “It’s Randy’s third at bat and he’s got actual flames coming out of his eyes….oh! Strike three, flame out, smoke rising from his face. How about that.”
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