We may hate him. We may have an unhealthy obsession with him. We may just be so residually sad that he wasn’t able to work out his contract so his therapy-visiting, mirror-gazing, narcissistic ass achieved history in Boston (yeah, right). Who knows why we’re so fascinated by the man we love to call "Slappy". But we do know a huge talent, a future hall-of-famer, and all-time great when we see one (who says us Sox fans are out of touch?!), so congrats to Alex Rodriguez on his 400th home run.