Sabermetrics be damned; Wife of YF is quite pleased with the return of Tino Martinez to the pinstripers. Indeed, the Yanks took a nice bump on the YFSF Team Attractiveness Index. (And we’re sure The Unit will clean up nicely, too.) The Sox also get a boost, with Johnny Damon formally hitching up with the lovely Michelle Mangan. We wish those crazy idiots well. And let’s also take this opportunity to congratulate Derek on winning Page Six’s annual Six Appeal Award for NY’s top bachelor. First round’s on us, tonight. Cielo. Two o’clock. We’ll be in the corner booth.