This has been around a couple of days now, but I missed it. Nobody should miss this, because Miguel Cabrera doesn’t miss.

Cabrera has entered that rarefied air of the Hank Aaron conundrum:
“How do you pitch to him?”
*silence*
“Make sure nobody’s on when he hits it out.”
That’s amazing. It reminds me of like a 2003 Manny Ramirez; the pitcher couldn’t make a mistake, and even if Manny let it slip the first time, or fooled the pitcher into believing that a pitch was good enough to get him out, the second time, it was hard hit somewhere.