No, this link, despite what it looks like, is not to a "One Night in Paris"-type DVD. It’s actually to Madame Tussaud’s "Play Ball with Derek Jeter" installation, in which you have "your chance to strike out one of the game’s best hitters". A wax figure of one of the game’s best hitters, just to be clear. That’s gotta be tough, even with a fake Jeter. I mean, the guy’s a god, right? I’ll take bets on how long the wax Jeter makes it unscathed. I say a Sox fan strolls in there some random Saturday in the next month and leaves the glorified candle with embossed stitches on his forehead. Next up: dodge a wax bat thrown by an inanimate Clemens!