It’s been a brutal 24 hours for our fallen heroes. Where have they gone since the last out? Here’s what our sources tell us….
Bernie: On tour with David Sanborn
Steinbrenner: Conference call with Boomer & Rocket
A-Rod: Stumping for Dubya’s tax plan
Sheff: Newest member of Team America: World Police
Kevin: Last seen leaving Home Depot with arm in sling and can of PatchAll
Mel & Joe: Amazonian expedition in search of two starters and a middle reliever
Derek: Still sitting in the dugout, trying to figure out what the fuck happened