One of our most dependable sources slipped the following document over our transom this morning. Oddly, it had a faint odor of sulfur.—YF
Contract No. 666-666
The Party of the First Part, [NAME REDACTED], agrees to the sale of his everlasting soul, for all times and under no conditions to be rescinded, to the Party of the Second Part, [NAME REDACTED], in return for the unblemished success of his New York [REDACTED], concluding in their attainment of the Earthly championship.
Signed: [NAME REDACTED], [NAME REDACTED]
Date: May 7, 2005