Yardwork: Yanks-A’s Gamer II

Yardwork, as in got stuck doing the lawn and forgot to do the gamer.  Yardwork, as in they need some off Tommy Milone.  He gave up three in a game to the Sox.  Maybe he'll be kind to the Yanks.. comment away.

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  • 8-for-49 w/bases loaded on the year…awesome.
    IH, AG and myself could do better.
    (from the other thread)
    No damage allowed by hiroki-san. Wow.
    Then Andruw CRUSHES a HR.
    1-0

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:36 pm
  • Double for Nix with no outs!!!!!
    Bunt by Stewart?

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:38 pm
  • Pops it.
    1 out.
    We cannot do anything fucking right.
    Ever.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:39 pm
  • 1-for-4 w/RISP

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:40 pm
  • 1-for-5 w/RISP
    Even Jeter now…
    2 outs.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:42 pm
  • 1-for-6 w/RISP
    ZERO fucking runs.
    I want to punch holes in the fucking wall.
    This shit is beyond fucking infuriating.
    If we were hitting .200 w/RISP we would be undefeated.
    THis is a fucking joke.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:44 pm
  • We’re going to need a lot more runs than this to get a W with hiroki-san on the mound…
    He is fucking TERRIBLE.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:47 pm
  • 1-2-3 for hiroki-san???????
    What’s next, a hit w/RISP?????
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Not.
    1-0 after 2…
    Should be about 5-0

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:50 pm
  • Leadoff double for Tex…
    Too bad you couldn’t do that with men on base…
    OK, RISP.
    1-for-7 is inevitable…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:53 pm
  • oy-rod

    dc May 27, 2012, 4:55 pm
  • Failure.
    1-for-7
    Great job ARod.
    Fucking loser.
    1-for-8???

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:55 pm
  • 4 pitch walk to Cano…
    Very smart.
    Pitch to Swish, he’ll hit into a DP for sure…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:57 pm
  • Quickly 0-2…
    Obviously.
    Please just K so we have one more change asshole.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
  • Chance…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
  • sw-oy-sher

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:00 pm
  • 1-for-8.
    K…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:00 pm
  • I fucking hate Swisher.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:00 pm
  • 2 outs with RISP????
    HAHAHAHAHA

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:00 pm
  • What are we, .052 with 2 outs and RISP?????

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:01 pm
  • sheesh

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:01 pm
  • 1-for-9.
    3 GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKING INNINGS AND 9 FUCKING AB’S WITH RISP…AGAINST THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT A’S AND YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS OVERPAID FUCKING LOSERS CANNOT DRIVE IN ONE SINGLE FUCKING RUN??????

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:02 pm
  • Another 1-2-3 for hiroki-san.
    It’s only a matter of time before he implodes so we would be wise to score some runs…
    Not that I am going to hold my breath.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
  • And of course now the no-name scrub rookie pitcher is laying us down like fucking rape victims…
    I guess that’s what happens when you are 1-FOR-FUCKING-9 w/RISP.
    What a bunch of gutless pieces of garbage.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:14 pm
  • 1-2-3 for the MIGHTY YANKEE OFFENSE!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I fucking hate you assholes.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:15 pm
  • the troubling thing is that we can’t seem to score runs without hitting a homer…and i don’t think we’ve won a single game in which we didn’t hit at least one homer…that’s not a good formula, particularly in the playoffs, where it seems like the pitching is always stingier…cue jim mora “playoffs?” meltdown…hahaha

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:16 pm
  • 1-2-3 for kuroda.
    We’re up.
    Yawn.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:22 pm
  • Dude, we aren’t winning shit in the playoffs.
    We’ll make it.
    But lose in the first game/round.
    We’re built to fail and will continue to do so until Cashman, ARod and Tex are gone in another decade.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:23 pm
  • damn shift…learn to hit the ball back up the middle…

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:26 pm
  • i see the “bad” tex is back

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:28 pm
  • $20 million annual defensive first baseman fail…
    $30 million single hitter fail…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:28 pm
  • We don’t adjust dc…you know better than that!
    We’re the Yankees! Adjustments are for pussies, you know the teams that actually win…
    going on 13 years with 1 ring.
    This franchise is a laughing stock.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:29 pm
  • $20 million makes a great play at 1st to get the DP…
    Couldn’t we find a guy that just plays great D for less than half the price?

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:37 pm
  • and i think that’s the most disappointing thing about arod, the presumed lack of production for the years/$ left on his contract, especially with the yankees talking like they want to try to lower overall payroll…i’m sure some of that’s just noise, and they’ll do what they need to do to sign cano and granderson for example, but it’s still aggravating to see $50m [with tex] of ineffectiveness clogging up the middle of the lineup

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:38 pm
  • Word dc…word.
    They better not even THINK about worrying about the fucking payroll..
    Not when a ticket to the stadium requires a 2nd mortgage.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:39 pm
  • Another scoreless inning for kuroda.
    I don’t know what else they can expect from him?
    I would say let’s score some runs…but what’s the fucking point.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
  • 1 pitch, 1 out.
    Impressive.
    GOD WE FUCKING SUCK BALLS!!!!!

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
  • I hope Swisher ends up on the fucking Pirates.
    Asshole.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
  • Oh.
    My.
    God.
    Swisher actually got a fucking hit.
    I am seen it all now.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:47 pm
  • Andruw grounds into a DP…but the 1st baseman doesn’t make $20 million and missed the scoop.
    Whatever.
    Fail.
    Here comes Nix…ha.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm
  • Weak, pathetic grounder.
    This fucking team is unwatchable.
    I’m going to watch MLS…
    Fuck this shit.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 5:50 pm
  • “…Not when a ticket to the stadium requires a 2nd mortgage….”
    hahaha…yep…how about beer?…i can buy a whole 12-pak for what they get for 1 stinkin beer at the stadium…unreal…all so these lazy underachievers can make more money than the GNP of most nations…

    dc May 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
  • It’s the American way baby.
    Fucking greed.
    Oh, and WE SCORED A RUN!!!!!
    I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!
    TEX DOUBLES IN CURTIS!!!!!
    2-0.
    Against the A’s.
    Yay.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:08 pm
  • Here we go…the wheels are coming off as expected…
    Single, SB and now a walk…
    1st and 2nd with 1 out…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:20 pm
  • SB.
    1st and 3rd with 1 out…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:22 pm
  • K.
    Huge.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:26 pm
  • At least Swisher can catch the ball since he can’t hit. Ever.
    Wiggled out of trouble.
    2-0 after 7…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:27 pm
  • Swisher is just plain awful.
    The worst Yankee ever?
    No.
    But pretty fucking terrible.
    I will not miss him next year. I will actually celebrate his departure.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:34 pm
  • 1-2-3.
    Of course.
    This vaginal lineup knows no other way…other than load the bases with no outs and THEN go 1-2-3.
    Just a deplorable fucking team.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:36 pm
  • 8 scoreless innings for Kuroda against the high school A’s lineup.
    Yay.
    Do it against a real team.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:42 pm
  • Soriano in to try and close it out…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:52 pm
  • K.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:54 pm
  • 2 outs.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:56 pm
  • 2 out single…

    krueg May 27, 2012, 6:59 pm
  • 5 in a row.
    Win 4 out of the next 6 against real teams and then talk to me.

    krueg May 27, 2012, 7:01 pm
  • 1-11 with risp…the beat goes on

    dc May 27, 2012, 8:38 pm
  • I guess if I was rational like IH or ag, I would say that even though we have played like a steaming pile of garbage so far…we are only 2.5 games out.
    But I am not that rational.
    Clearly.
    :)

    krueg May 27, 2012, 10:36 pm

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