“You’re a special guy,” said The Boss. “No, you’re a special guy,” replied The Donald.

Steinbrenner and Trump—could we ask for a more perfect match? If ever there’s been an argument for same sex unions, this has to be it. Thank you NBC for “The Apprentice,” our new favorite show. You’re Fired!

Elsewhere…

Pujols to the Yankees for Soriano, speculates the St. Louis Post Dispatch. If that happens, Walt Jockety just might find himself in The Boardroom.

Welcome back to the pinstripes, Joe Girrardi!