Now that Sheff has been dumped off to the Motor City, it seems Bobby Abreu is ready to settle in permanent-wise on the Upper East Side. New York Magazine reports that the OBP machine has plunked down $2.455 million for a 3 bedroom on East 53rd Street. Jeter, Matsui, Posada, A-Rod, and Giambi all have places in the hood. Before you snicker, note that this is a nice change from the 80s, when most of the team wouldn’t be caught dead in the city, and almost everyone lived out in Westchester and Jersey (many still do). We like our Gothams to live in Gotham. Those who don’t can go take their lumps in Philly. You got that Wes Helms?!