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"Mr. Selig’s job subjects him regularly to close scrutiny by all who work in and follow the game,” the statement said. "That job should not be made even more difficult by unwarranted personal attacks.”

What the heck did they threaten David Wells with? This statement is about as canned as the 7 beers he had last night.

5 comments… add one
  • Jesus, that’s the most coerced and ghostwritten statement I’ve read from a public figure since “Isaac Hayes” quite South Park.

    Hunter April 19, 2006, 9:40 am
  • Has David Wells become a scientologist?

    NickYF April 19, 2006, 10:51 am
  • Quick – Moose is on my fantasy team (yeah, I know), and I need to know if the Jay are going to light him up. Dropping loyalty, what’s the prognosis?

    rk April 19, 2006, 11:49 am
  • LOL, I am definitely going to start spreading the “David Wells = Scientologist” rumor!

    airk April 19, 2006, 12:01 pm
  • I would say that it sounds like step 9, but no way Boomer’s sworn off shotgunning Buds. More likely Selig’s minions dug up a pic of Wells screwing a chicken or something.

    Spidey April 19, 2006, 12:50 pm

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