Derek and Jessica—ain’t they cute?—are off enjoying the warm waters of the tropics. Looks like fun. And fear not: those life jackets are no metaphor for post-Randy life with the Yanks. Anyway, we were sick of that Foulke picture at the top of the blog. Yick.
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anyone else think it’s petty of Jeets not to invite A-Rod along on the vacation?
That picture is cropped perfectly, otherwise our blog screen would have to get about 1240 pixels wider, just to accommodate one Ms. Biel’s, uh, “caboose”.
Man, it must suck to be Derek Jeter…
” we were sick of that Foulke picture at the top of the blog.”
I think it’s in Jeter’s contract that he can only go in the Kiddie Pool or stay in the shallow end without a life jacket. I don’t know if they mention anything about Water Wings but they are usually mandatory.
You are nuts for thinking she has junk back there. That wedgie pic clearly shows it is perfect as can be
i’ll bet it’s the best, uh, “caboose” you’ve ever seen sf…you wouldn’t turn it down unless you’re being your usual dishonest or jealous self, or you don’t like girls, which to quote the famous philosopher, seinfeld: “not that there’s anything wrong with that”…
Wow, I clicked on that link…Good Lord she is hot. God Bless Derek, that is one of the reasons why my next son’s name will be DJ!
BC he dates hotties???
Good enough reason I guess haha
That’s only part of the reason….Little DJ.
DC, beware of calling someone [sf] gay, it could get you into legal trouble (Hate Crime legislation currently pending in Congress). After all, censorship is becoming America’s favorite past-time. The US gov’t (and their corporate friends), already detain protesters, ban books like “America Deceived” America Deceived (book) from Amazon and Wikipedia, and fire 21-year tenured, BYU physics professor Steven Jones because he proved explosives, thermite in particular, took down the WTC buildings. Let’s just agree that SF does not enjoy looking at hot women like Biel. And leave it at that before the gov’t censorship nazis use you as the next example.
jd…thanks for the advice…i’m assuming all readers recognize comments made in jest, especially given the subject matter, and the fact that i did not use the word you mentioned…nor do i hate anyone on this site or otherwise…no harm intended…
Jack D., that’s the funniest (and by “funny,” I mean, “dumb”) thing I’ve seen here in a long time. Please post the bill number of this alleged legislation that would make it illegal to call someone a derrogatory name and thereby violate the First Amendment in the process.
If you pull back from the picture a little bit, you will see A-Rod waving in the background from his jet ski.
Unfortunately, Derek and Jessica are pretending not to notice the him.
Even on vacations, the Captain gives the cold shoulder to the desperate-to-be-accepted A-Rod.
When Jeter cuts you out of his life, he cuts you out permanently!