Sonnanstine Vs. Pettitte. Let’s finish with these moes and get back to work on trying to win one against the Sox.
Tampa Bay | |
B.J. Upton cf | .221 |
C. Crawford lf | .323 |
E. Longoria 3b | .320 |
C. Pena 1b | .223 |
B. Zobrist ss | .296 |
W. Aybar 2b | .250 |
J. Dillon dh | .444 |
G. Kapler rf | .169 |
M. Hernandez c | .286 |
A. Sonnanstine | 7.07 |
NY Yankees | |
D. Jeter ss | .307 |
J. Damon lf | .300 |
M. Teixeira 1b | .286 |
A. Rodriguez 3b | .255 |
R. Cano 2b | .300 |
J. Posada c | .306 |
H. Matsui dh | .249 |
N. Swisher rf | .250 |
M. Cabrera cf | .303 |
A. Pettitte | 4.33 |
103 replies on “Andy And Andy: Rays-Yanks Gamer VIII”
Is it just me or does ESPN hate the Yankees? I know Kruk does and Gammons is a HUGE Sox homer but christ…
They had a segment about the AL East and they didn’t even discuss the Yankees. Sox are the best, Rays are going to come back and Halladay is awesome. That was it. Wow. I guess I dig the underdog status though. They talked about how the Sox and Rays have all these injuries, yeah, as if we don’t. Oh well, f-ck them.
Now, to the game…
Pettitte sucks. Let’s be honest. If he gets through 5 I will be amazed. Not to mention our only two bullpen arms worth a sh-t, Mo and Ace are coming off innings yesterday, are going to be on short leases…we are FINISHED!!! NO CHANCE OF WINNING THIS GAME!!!
K’s Upton to start the game???? Really??? 4 pitches??? wow. ok.
single for crawford…here we go. easy steal. another single and it’s 0-1…
K’s Eva??? alright…2 outs.
drills penis…1st and 2nd, 2 outs.
3-0 to some idiot…about to load the bases and blow the game.
f-cking walk…YOU SUCK PETTITTE!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SH-T THE BED YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LEFTY!!!! AS_HOLE!!!
HUGE PLAY BY CAPTAIN CLUTCH TO SAVE SORRY-ASS ANDY’S LUNCH!!! AT LEAST ONE FORMER YANKEE GREAT HASN”T LOST IT YET!!!!
Phew, thank goodness for Jeter’s newfound defensive prowess…this may be his best defensive year of his career so far!
Now can we hit since Andy is going to give up at least 5 runs tonight…I’m thinking no.
No TV today – any details other than krueg cursing like crazy? Haha..
Warning track power for the captain…
That’s a close miss, and he had a few of those these few days.. or maybe it’s just me noticing them.
Weak fly ball for damon…
Upton making that one look tougher than it should’ve been.. haha..
TEIXEIRA IS A F-CKING BEAST!!!!! SECOND DECK BLAST!!!!! 1-0 good guys…
MVP!!!! MVP!!!! MVP!!!!! too soon???
Three long flyballs for Sonnanstine…a bad omen for him.
Text message!
choke-rod weak grounder…going to need many more runs from marky mark to win this one with pettitte on the mound.
Yeah…Sterling is such a douche. :)
Actually, Text Message kind of grew on me, even though it really is poor play on his name.. but as something to scream it’s not too bad. Haha..
Of course, it’s better than “You’re on the Mark!” which is just awful..
Nice play arod…
A-Rod may have limited range, but he has a really great arm.
Tesh with the stretch.
I’m kind of a commentator snob…since my hockey team has the greatest announcer in the history of the planet…Rick Jeanneret
HE GOT AN OUT!!!! HE GOT AN OUT!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
Another K???? Really???
OK…better dickhole.
AP with the 1-2-3.
single for cano…
weak pop out for hip hip…
Has Tex’s homer landed yet? God, what a blast! It looked like he hit it up towards the handle too.
as well as for Godzilla.
In all seriousness…Matsui is awful. He needs to be sat down…like now. Put gardner and melky in the outfield and let swish DH. The guys is a black hole, not as bad as Papi, but pretty close…now back to regularly scheduled programming:
SWISH IS A MONSTER!!!! 2 RUN BLAST!!!! 3-0 good guys!!!! YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWW!!!
Looks like Swisher is back! He runs very, very hot and very, very cold, but I like it.
Atta boy, Swish!!!
he crushed that bad boy…
Hate to say it, but you’re dead on regarding Matsui. I love the guy, but he looks like he needs a walker to get up to the plate. His swing looks like c**p.
He is really hurting us…I would rather use that spot for Penis-ya or Cervix-elli than waste it on him any longer???
COME ON PETTITE!!!! GET IT TOGETHER!!!!
Great play at first by marky mark…
christ…pettitte is so old and frail he can’t even run to cover first without blowing an o-ring.
…and he promptly gives up a single. does anyone else want us to grab crawford next year???? I do.
just waiting for penis to plan one in the stands…
Swisher has to be one of the best moves of the offseason. Give up nothing, get a guy who’s OPSing over .900, signed cheaply for 2 more years after this one with a somewhat expensive team option for an extra year after that.
6 K’s??? Are you f-cking kidding me???
…not to mention he loosens up the clubhouse. which was DESPERATELY needed!
here we go with sh-t andy…3-1.
we need WAY more runs to win this game…pettitte is going to get shelled soon enough.
question…why the hell are the Sox off tonight??? they get to rest up while we play, then fly up there for the series??? BS.
THERE IT IS!!!!! 3-3!!!!! YOU F-CKING SUCK PETTITTE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!! GET RID OF HIS SORRY-ASS!!!! THIS ISN’t 1998 ANYMORE YOU OLD C-CKSUCKER!!!!
I hate pettitte.
…used to love him. now i hate him. he sucks. 5 or 6 runs just about everytime out.
choke-rod swings through a fastball right down the middle…nice to see him back to his garbage self.
easy out for choke-rod. this game is over.
cano sucks. 2 outs.
another patented 1-2-3 inning for the f-cking stupid yankees. YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!
i would venture to guess dickhole gives up AT LEAST another 3 or 4 runs this inning.
leadoff walk…meltdown in process.
I don’t watch other teams…do they suck as much as us??? I mean, we can’t beat the Sox or Rays so we are the third best team in the East obviously but…
Robertson warming…great.
another hit, 1st and 2nd with 1 out. Not going to make it through 5 like I called in the first post because PETTITTE SUCKS!!!
Great play by Jeter to turn 2….doesn’t matter. no chance of winning.
god-OUT-za up….HAHAHAHAHAHA
he got a walk…best case scenario I suppose.
f-cking dp. jesus christ.
melky pops out to foul territory….another AWESOME 1-2-3 INNING FOR THE F-CKING YANKEES!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
PETTITTE ACTUALLY PITCHED A GOOD INNING!!!! I CAN”T BELIEVE IT!!!! Now another 1-2-3 for our mighty offense…
DAMON BOBM!!!!! 4-3!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Wow, Hughes reaching 95..
The Yanks are actually not hitting too well, but does get the timely HRs..
GREAT JOB FRANCHISE!!!! 1-2-3 with a SICK K!!!! How nice would it be if he…nevermind. don’t want to jinx it.
warning track power for hip hip…has he done anything since he’s been back???? besides chucking throws into CF I mean…
Posada driving that one to the wall, but just a loud, long out.
0-16 for god-OUT-za…he needs to go. he is good for NOTHING!!!!
Little hustle with that muscle swish!!!
Melky is starting to lose it…swinging at garbage like the rest of them.
Yanks out of the inning, nothing but a small Swisher infield single.
I wonder if Hughes is coming back out. I’m guessing yes – he looked great the last inning.. hitting 94 and 95’s..
Looks like it’s Coke for the 8th.
Coke in??? Why not let Hughes continue?? Whatever. He got penis out. K
Coke walks Zobrist on 4 pitches. Tying run on 1st.
4 pitch walk…christ. our bullpen is AWFUL!!!! how often have walks come around to score on our sh-tty relievers. YOU SUCK COKE!!!!
2 outs…dude on 2nd. here comes the tie ballgame…
HE GOT OUT OF IT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER BABY!!!!
Coke does get out of that one though..
Captain Score Padding! HR!
CAPTAIN CLUTCH!!!!! GOES YARD!!!! 5-3!!!
NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT!!!!
hehe…their pitcher is a choade.
CHOKE-ROD COMING THROUGH AGAIN WITH HIS PATENTED DP GROUNDER!!!! WOO HOO!!!
Hit hard by ARod but right into a DP..
Mo trying to close it out against the bottom of the lineup..
ARod throws out Gapler..
ONE MORE OUT MO!!!
Mo kind of left that pitch up there, but Brignac didn’t do much with it, and flies out to Gardner. Two outs.
Here’s the recently hot Upton..
YANKEES WIN!!!! THHHEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!! GREAT JOB BOYS!!! FIRST PLACE FOR ANOTHER DAY!!!! NEXT STOP….BEANTOWN!!!
Mo strikes Upton out and yet another save and yet another win for the Yanks!
Yankees now 21-0 when holding their opponent to 3 runs or less. If their bullpen ever gets in order…and that’s the easiest part of a baseball team to fix.
We hope!!!
Wow, krueg. You in-game emotions are the equivalent of Nick Swisher’s ups & downs. You may need some valium for the series up at Fenway.
I think their bullpen will be a lot easier to be in order if their starters keep giving them 6-7 innings instead of the 4-5 (or less with Wang) as earlier in the season..
Did John Sterling really say “Swishalicious” last night?
He did, I actually listen to the post game show to catch all this stuff. I think he also added “Sweet like candy”, but that might be for someone else.
If you are new to the gamer’s Rob, it’s called negative reinforcement, kinda like the Force. I don’t really feel that way…most of the time! ;)