Categories Yanks Gamers/Postmortems Back To The Bronx: Rays-Yanks Gamer I Post author By attackgerbil Post date May 8, 2012 50 Comments on Back To The Bronx: Rays-Yanks Gamer I Ivan Nova and James Shields at The Stadium. Comment away. ← Sunday: Pettitte Starts → Danish: Sox-Royals Gamer II 50 replies on “Back To The Bronx: Rays-Yanks Gamer I” 0-0 after 1… 0-1 W/RISP. (Tex) 1-2-3 2nd for CSN…8 pitches. Nice. 24 in 2 and 4 K’s. 0-0 after 2…1-2-3 for the mighty Yankee offense. I have no more expectations for the bats. 1-2-3 3rd…33 pitches. CSN is DEALING. LEADOFF SINGLE FOR EDUARDO!!!!!! Jeter grounds out, Nunez to 2nd…1 out. Granderson…weak grounder. 0-2 W/RISP Nunez to 3rd. RISP with 2 outs for ARod. Ha. No chance. Full count after falling behind 0-2… COME ON AROD!!! K. 0-3 W/RISP Tex Curtis ARod Good thing those guys aren’t paid to drive in runs, oh wait… 0-0 after 3. Sigh. CSN IS ON FIRE!!!! 40 pitches, 5 K’s… COME ON BATS!!!! Cano smacks a leadoff double of the wall… RALLY!!!!! 0-4 W/RISP (Tex X’s 2) Cano to 3rd…1 out… 0-5 W/RISP Swish weak grounder to first, Cano goes on contact and gunned by a mile. We. Are. Pathetic. RAUL GOES DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!! 2-0!!!!!! 2 out bomb!!!! Muscle grounds out. 2-0 after 4. I’ll take it!!! Pettitte coming back tomorrow and Nova and Hughes are suddenly pitching their best ball yet. Nova looks awesome tonight. 2 outs…then 2 straight singles… Fuck. SICK BREAKING PITCH!!!!! 7 K’s by my count??? GREAT start by CSN so far… More runs please??? How are things IH? CURTIS GOES YARD!!!!!! SOLO BANG!!!!!! 3-0!!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ARod. Come on man. Get it together. 7 more years of this? 3-0 after 5. They made Shields throw a ton of pitches. Maybe one more inning? > 7 more years of this? Or worse… 2 strikes on Molina…HR. Walk. About to walk Pena too… 3-1. Maybe he’ll do the right thing and just retire AG…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BIG DP FOR CSN…Tex is so good at starting those. Too bad he can’t hit for $20 million a year. 2 outs. 3 outs. Gave up a run but still 3-1 after 6… More runs please. I’m tired of begging. Tex walks with 1 out…pretty much best case scenario for him at this point… DP. Nice job Swisher. Yawn. 3-1 after 6. 3-2. This game is slipping away. New it was too good to be true. Whatever. I expect to lose every game anyway. Basically, the only way we win is if it’s a shutout. No offense means no room for error from the pitchers. Walk… The wheels are coming off the CSN train. It was a good start for 5 innings. Soriano warming… greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat. Another hit…2nd and 3rd with 1 out… Game over. Fuck this bullshit. 4th place baby. Live it, love it. K. Whew. sorry krueg – didn’t see your note and am crashing out a proposal that’s due at midnight…all well. Have only one eye on the game for the moment… Well I hope you saw Raul launch a solo missile off the fair pole in right!!!!!! 4-2 It looks like NC passed the amendment to ban gay marriage… Should we just build a wall around the South, instead of on the border of Mexico? I prefer immigrants to rednecks. Now back to the game… 4-2 after 7… Right on cue…Soriano gives up a leadoff triple. Why the fuck is this loser on the team??? K. 1 out. Hamilton with 4 hr’s in Baltimore. Woah. 4-3. wild pitch. Soriano blows. Then another walk… Nice Soriano. Some good sliders there… Got out of it… Thank science. Leadoff double for ARod… That’s more like it. Cano K’s on 3 pitches… I never expected Cano to join the rest of them in suckitude… Never. TEX ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH!!!!! RBI DOUBLE!!!!!! 5-3!!!!! I cannot believe what I just saw. Wild pitch moved Tex to 3rd… Swish hits right into the shift… Why the fuck do they always just hit it into the shift? Why not just bunt there? I don’t understand baseball, well, Yankee-baseball sometimes… 2 outs. Nothing. Of course. Sigh. Robertson for the win? Houdini does it again…. YANKEES WIN!!!! Comments are closed.